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VIDEO: I KILLED ASHLYNN BROOKE

Tue, 08/19/2008 - 4:49pm — MEAT BALL

It had to happen. Since POPPORN began, Spock BUCKTON has been insulting women, offending women, scaring women, confusing women and occasionally even attracting them. But he's never killed a woman before.

But all good things must come to an end, and BUCKTON is an unstoppable force of nature. So this was how it had to end - in BLOOD.

How did it come to this? How did Ashlynn Brooke, our most beloved adult filmstress end up cold and lifeless on the floor of Buckton's hotel? What harrowing sequence of events could have led to this?

Would you belive that it all began with an innocent shower?


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Tue, 08/19/2008 - 5:31pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Nothing could have prepared

Nothing could have prepared me for this insanity.

Tue, 08/19/2008 - 5:32pm — Dard (not verified)

"I'm not in love with you,

"I'm not in love with you, but I really want to sleep with you."

Screenplay by Buckton!

Tue, 08/19/2008 - 7:12pm — Spock BUCKTON

Wrong again, Dard.

that one was a B. Bangs line. If it were my line I woulda written: "I don't want to sleep with you but I do happen to be very much in love with you... as a friend. By the way, do you have MEAT BALL's number?"

Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:40pm — Savoy (not verified)

No pop?

What a tease...Where's the rest of it?

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 10:56am — Anonymous (not verified)

I could send you a picture

I could send you a picture of my pop from last night if you are interested! No wonder Ashlynn won for best boobs, those things are glorious.

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 12:47pm — Spock BUCKTON

Dear Savoy Truffle...

even when I do have sex (which is rare) I usually don't (shudder)... "pop". Once the lady's done, it's time for BUCKTON to pass the fuck out.

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 2:55pm — Beatles fan... (not verified)

Great unsung Beatles song!

Great unsung Beatles song!

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 3:14pm — Spock BUCKTON

Nah...

they sang it... (snicker... snicker)

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 10:55am — Anonymous (not verified)

She really is a great

She really is a great actress, this is pretty awesome you guys!

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:00am — Nerdonymous (not verified)

what turns me on

It wasn't Ashlynn's shower that gave me a boner. It was seeing her read Star Wars comics.

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 12:49pm — Brian (not verified)

Who was

For me it was that other blonde at the end, with the tattoos and the foot fetish. Wow. Who's that hot young talent?

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 1:05pm — Ashlynn Brooke (not verified)

Maybe Spock brought back jesus........

Question : "why wont these girls stop wanting me"
Answer: Because your penis has resurrecting powers.

And it's a good thing, too. Now I can stalk you some more!

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 1:30pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Good to have you back.

NOW KILL THE ZOMBIE!!!

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 2:54pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Is that the real Ashlynn

Is that the real Ashlynn Brooke or some hoaxster, how can we tell??

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 3:03pm — Anonymous (not verified)

you're not the real anonymous

I am!

HOAXSTER!

Wed, 08/20/2008 - 3:11pm — Anonymous (not verified)

I have a religious penis

I have a religious penis too, please bless it Ashlynn!

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 2:36pm — Rick Stanko

Bravo

that was nice trip into Bizarro universe where women actually want Buckton... although does that mean in non-bizarro world that Buckton uses condoms?
i will treasure the shower scene forever.
-stank

Sun, 03/01/2009 - 8:16pm — huxley (not verified)

Adult Video Game Features Ashlynn Brooke

Adult Video Game Introduces Virtual Porn Star:
A brand new online videogame from Somavision Digital allows you to explore a south pacific resort in search of the girl of your dreams, porn starlet Ashlynn Brooke! The game, entitled "Pink Tropics" allow players to experience the life of a virtual porn star that has unlimited sexual options.

This unique experience was brought to realization by one of the leaders of adult digital online entertainment, Somavision LLC., which has also released such titles as Digamour, 3DPlaything, Somadoll, and Sex Station 7.

"Our goal always has been and will continue to be to combine the leading technology with great game play in a manner appealing to the subject", states lead designer Mike Huxley. In Pink Tropics® Somavision Studios takes their unique brand of computer entertainment to a new level by mixing real world porn talent like Ashlynn Brooke with action oriented video games.

"We got a lot of great feedback from our last title, Digamour. So we improved upon that base to create a great new experience that will appeal to casual sex gamers as well as hardcore ones", says Huxley, "But make no mistake about it, with the addition of Ashlynn Brooke as an in game character, this one remains hardcore for the sex". Pink Tropics® has also partnered with The Pinko #1 selling interactive sex toy to create a truly unique game play experience.

"We're really excited to partner with the team at The Pinko. It creates a unique opportunity to interact with our game and feel it will add immeasurably to the overall experience", says Somavision CFO Travis Mitchell.

Pink Tropics staring porn starlet Ashlynn Brooke is now available online at www.pinktropics.com and installs on your windows based PC.

Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:01am — Jayla Starr (not verified)

2 Funny

WOW, that was dumb funny,
but interestingly, I also really liked the 'High on Heels' trailer!! LOL

Mon, 01/03/2011 - 5:22pm — Great Fucker (not verified)

She as star for me not

She as star for me not interesting...
Without anal all fresh...

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