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NO LONGER THE WORST PERSON ON THE INTERNET! Tue, 10/21/14, 04:32 PM ~ Rick Stanko
I come to you a humbled man. For years now, I have claimed to be the worst person on the internet. I've been known to masturbate to violent porn. I get Happy Endings at the washy washy. I make pedophile jokes on twitter way more than most people. I wrote this about Schindler's List. I give out rusty razor blades for Halloween. I've done some terrible fucking things. I thought my title was safe. I was wrong.Read more