Good fucking god. You're not gonna believe the mouth on this woman.

Aaralyn Barra, the most vulgar human being to ever be associated with POPPORN.com (and that's saying something) is back, and she's got a ton of awful shit to say. Aaralyn and Spock are reviewing Jay Sin's Anal Acrobats 2, one of the filthiest and gaping-est joints we've ever viewed, and while it may feature the most graphic anal-debauchery we've ever seen (or even imagined), the review is even worse.

Don't believe it? Feast upon these Aaralyn quotes (Aaralynisms?), taken directly from the footage you're about to watch:

• "Hi Kristin Gorka. Your vagina smells like garbage."
• "...it may have been lube, it may have been just some ass-milk. I don't know, but there's definitely some of that being squirted out into other girls mouths...and stuff."
• "You should squirt some ass-juice into this bottle, then we'll re-seal it and sell it."
• "..the wierdest looking asshole I've ever seen in my life. It looks like it's ripped apart, and the piece that's between her pussy and her ass looks like it's ripped apart, and...who else's butthole's falling apart?"
• "Remember what Hillary Scott's boobs looked like before she got her boobs done? Hi Pancake."
• "Where the fuck does he get these props? Evil Angel has a big budget. Fuck you, Evil Angel."
• "Right now, the asshole shows some resistance. Some of these bitches, the ball just falls the fuck out."
• "I'm notorious for shitting on people."
• Yes, I have shit on Lee Stone."

Sadly, this is the last we're gonna see of Aaralyn for a while. She's taking a long vacation in the South of France, and she says she's coming back with shitloads of money. So when she gets back, she's getting robbed. Then she probably won't want to talk to us anymore.

God bless that vulgar, vulgar woman.

ANAL ACROBATS 2

PLAYING WITH AARALYN BARRA