Britain's News of the World has its panties in a bunch over the "lesbian porn shame" of new Wonderbra model Katie Green.

1) It's unclear whether there is any lesbian porn other than a few nudie stills with two buxom lasses.

2) There's no shame in lesbian porn. Some, in fact, would call it an honor.

3) The woman models bras. Flashing her unbound, not especially large, titties is excellent advertising for the Wonderbra.

But if you'd like to participate in the 21-year-old 30F Katie's shame, and bemoan the fact that you missed her walk through London in a Wonderbra promoting the line's F and G sizes, check out

NOW HERE'S A WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIE

The incident occurred back in 2005, near Pittsburgh: A guy wants to do something nice for his buddy's birthday so he hires a couple strippers - Geneva Burrell (aka Black Cherry) and LaAngel Potter (aka Spice).

The women do their thing but when it's time to pay them the host refuses because he doesn't like Geneva's looks (should have thought of that when you made the booking). So the strippers call in some muscle. On-call strippers usually have some muscle.

Three dudes come over to collect and shoot up the place killing the birthday boy and his younger brother.

The hitmen are all doing life in prison. Geneva was given credit for the 26 months she previously served pole dancing behind bars. LaAngel only served a month.

AIRPORT SECURITY CONCERNED WITH HEAVY LOAD

The war on terror has a new target: The full-figured woman.

According to the the San Francisco Chronicle, Nancy Kates got into an argument with Transportation Safety Administration officials when they wouldn't let her board her JetBlue flight.

The problem: Her bra.

It seems that the well-endowed Kates set off the metal detector with her underwire and was then searched with a metal-sensitive wand. (That's opposed tot he sensitive wand we usually search well-endowed women with.)

"The woman touched my breast. I said, 'You can't do that,' " Kates said. "She said, 'We have to pat you down.' I said, 'You can't treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra.' "

Kates went up the chain of command and was told that underwire bras often set off the airport metal detectors.

That's it, ladies, no more bras.

A supervisor's supervisor eventually told Kates she could undergo a pat-down in a private room (aka allow a TSA agent to cop a feel) or she could not fly.

Kates instead took off her bra (in the ladies room, not in the middle of the terminal) and walked through the metal detector unencumbered.

That only set off male passengers.

WIDE WORLD OF PORN

California legislators have come to their senses. Assembly Bill 2914, which would have put a 25% tax on porn, sex toys and other adult products, has died in committee. Assemblyman Charles Calderon hoped the "sin tax" would have raised over $250 million.

Catering to women didn't work. Catering to gay men didn't work. So Playgirl has folded its print publication.

We love that Pennsylvanians are getting news about Kevin Smith's "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" in the Beaver County Times.

The insider.com reports that a couple of New York Yankees sent over a bottle of champagne to Savanna Samson at Rick's Cabaret in New York, where she enjoyed the show and a number of lap dances.

In Haywards Heath, England, the Rye and Battle Today reports that police sent out leaflets directing residents to a Web Site offering tips on fighting crime. Instead the Web site offered advertising for "policeman strippers," X-rated gay movies and more. Police apologized.

John Stagliano's Evil Angel has reportedly contracted with German anti-piracy company Digiprotect to find file sharers stealing their content and haul their asses into court.

In Kentucky, retired ex-General Maxwell Clay Bailey, the state's former top emergency management official resigned after admitting to drinking alcohol and viewing pornography at the Boone National Guard Center. The report says the actions did not affect his job performance. Yes, if there was any emergency fucking in Kentucky, Bailey was right on top of it.

In Las Vegas, Scores tried to set the record for most lap dances during one song as part of a fundraiser for defendingfreedom.org. Porn star Carmen Hart co-hosted the event.

Porn star Janine Lindemulder could be going to jail for failing to pay more than $200,000 in income tax. She also faces a $100,000 fine. She'll be sentenced Oct. 24 in Eugene, Oregon. It may be unfair, but those g-string dollars count.

The business site minyanville.com reports that American Airlines will now allow passengers to check the Internet and e-mail from their seats for $12.95. American Airline won't filter the Internet so don't get trapped on a cross-country flight next to Spock BUCKTON.