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Fuck! We missed Kimberly Kane's birthday! It was yesterday, and we had big plans to celebrate her day in style, just like she would have wanted.
Maybe there's a part of us that was still pissed off at her for betraying us the way she did. In fact, we're definitely still pissed. Fuck her, man.
Anyway, happy birthday, dear. We're truly sorry that it's so late. But you shouldn't have broken our hearts.
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i always thought you guys were shitty until i heard the voice of the "cops". Jesus, fucking christ, what'd you get some homeless guy off the street and tell him to act like a bitch.... dug the tits talking though that shit was funny.
-stank
The COP voice
We had that voice-over guy who just died. It was one of those sad situations where a legend's final role is something really shitty, like Raul Julia dying right after doing Street Fighter, except Street Fighter rules!
Plus, I don't know if you can really call Raul Julia a legend. Although, Death Scream (aka Streetkill) is pretty legendary.
Most women get flowers.
Most women get flowers. Kimberly Kane gets a retarded video that doesn't even make sense. I'm sure she's regretting breaking up with you now.