Welcome to the POPPORN.com week of the stars! That's right, mothershitters! While grooving up and down the west coast, we spent a few awesome days pissing off the biggest names in the biz, and our alcoholic/narcoleptic editor finally got around to compiling the footage of it for your viewing pleasure!

Plus, the red curtain that we usually use in our "New This Week" videos is at the cleaners getting blood, cum and snot stains out of it (seven months worth), so what better time to feature some on-location laughs?

Assuming you can get the blood, cum and snot images out of your head for a minute, you'll be happy to know that the first week of the stars star we're proud to have starring in our star-studden star-stravaganza is none other than Porn Valley's puffiest-nippled redhead herself, Faye Reagan!

Groove on out with us as Faye dishes the truth out to Buckton on a variety of topics, including how and why her nipples are so puffy (SARS), what part of an automobile is best to slide inside your vagina (um, wha?), and making porno with Dane Cook (you know, that really successful comedian that everybody hates?).

Next up: Kimberly Kane!

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