Put your listening ears on, motherfuckers, because it's time for another installment of "Shitty Advice From Tom Byron", the advice column that makes Dear Abby look like a pile of puke and makes Savage Love look like the yellow cum that shoots out of our wangs (remind us to ask Tom about that in a future episode).

Joining Tom at the help desk is easily the most trusted mind in all of pornography (and perhaps the world), Nina Hartley! She's smart, she's sexy, she knows just about everything there is to know about fucking, and she does the whole episode topless (which you've no doubt seen before, but it never really gets old, does it?).

These two are gonna dish out some knowledge about whether or not rubbing your balls against another dude's balls makes you gay, among other things. Enjoy.

Got a question for Tom? Send it to BBANGS [at] POPPORN.COM. Do it now!

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