VIDEO: THE FRIDAY OF THE STARS! (STARRING LEXI BELLE)

Lexi Belle likes Star Wars. She likes Star Wars a lot. So we're gonna need a minute here.

(Whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack...JIZZ!) Whoo boy. Sorry about that. It's just that most women we meet tell us that we're losers, nerds, geeks or hobbits when we try to talk to them about Sio Bibble, Crix Madine, Poggle the Lesser or Wald. But Lexi Belle actually likes it! Seriously, her nipples get hard when Buckton does his Jabba voice!

We ain't making this shit up, and we got video proof.

And so, the WEEK OF THE STARS draws to a close with an in-depth-in-the-deep-end interview with everybody's favorite teen pornographess, Lexi Belle. She's young (born four years after Jedi), she's sexy as a goddamn car crash (which is totally sexy, accoring to Cronenburg, at least), and she farts on camera (which we find totally hot, as long as we don't have to smell it. That shit kills the romance, baby).

That's that. The week of the stars is over. Hope you had as much fun as we did. Or more, actually, because we spent most of the time getting farted on or being hassled by the fuzz.

Anyway, have a nice weekend. Dengar commands it!


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(Lexi's favorite Star Wars. Give her a break, she's two years older than Jake Lloyd, for god's sake).