VIDEO: THE FRIDAY OF THE STARS! (STARRING LEXI BELLE)

Lexi Belle likes Star Wars. She likes Star Wars a lot. So we're gonna need a minute here.

(Whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack...JIZZ!) Whoo boy. Sorry about that. It's just that most women we meet tell us that we're losers, nerds, geeks or hobbits when we try to talk to them about Sio Bibble, Crix Madine, Poggle the Lesser or Wald. But Lexi Belle actually likes it! Seriously, her nipples get hard when Buckton does his Jabba voice!

We ain't making this shit up, and we got video proof.

And so, the WEEK OF THE STARS draws to a close with an in-depth-in-the-deep-end interview with everybody's favorite teen pornographess, Lexi Belle. She's young (born four years after Jedi), she's sexy as a goddamn car crash (which is totally sexy, accoring to Cronenburg, at least), and she farts on camera (which we find totally hot, as long as we don't have to smell it. That shit kills the romance, baby).

That's that. The week of the stars is over. Hope you had as much fun as we did. Or more, actually, because we spent most of the time getting farted on or being hassled by the fuzz.

Anyway, have a nice weekend. Dengar commands it!


TEENAGE HEARTBREAKERS 2


STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
(Lexi's favorite Star Wars. Give her a break, she's two years older than Jake Lloyd, for god's sake).

Comments

Attack of the Cloons

It's not that she likes Episode II - I don't care really, and I find it funny how some are apprently upset. It even kinda makes sense, after all, that movie has by far the best pron dialogue in the whole series!

What I find cheesy is how obviously this "article" uses this piece of trivia for "nerd appeal" while exploiting the most eyeroll-inducing stereotypes there are about this kind of stuff.
It's like "look at her, she's hot, and she likes Star Wars! All you nerds out there, including me (wink wink), look, isn't that awesome? You thought a porn star will never understand you, but here's one that likes what you like!"

Jesus, how naive does anyone have to be to fall for that?

"(Whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whackwhackwhackwhackwhack...JIZZ!)"
Heh, "ironically" making "fun" of how "hot" it is that a "hot chick" likes "Star Wars". Clever innuendo there, although not quite as good as the "qweruiolhkjdhkdgsyf wiping cum off my keyboard sorry" meme.

"It's just that most women we meet tell us that we're losers, nerds, geeks or hobbits when we try to talk to them about Sio Bibble"
If you've got a six pack, look like a latin lover and got chicks at both sides, I doubt anyone would call you a loser for that - so there must be other reasons for that.
Of course, no one but really stupid people would jump to the conclusion that because someone likes some SF cult movie, they must be a "loser" - so I guess the relief here is that this one isn't stupid. Right?

"But Lexi Belle actually likes it!"
A girl likes Star Wars, oh my god!!!!111!!

"Seriously, her nipples get hard when Buckton does his Jabba voice!"
....Good... for her.
Does she like the Techno Union guy, too?

Hey, let's play "market a porn star to a nerd demographic" - Asia Carrera doesn't just like quantum physics, no it makes her WET! "Oh, tell me about those wavy particles, oh yes!" and the nerd's like "best. probability. ever!"
Know what this reminds me of? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx4Rem5hI60#t=260 ;)

Not sure if there's any irony in the "original clip", but I detect zero in the "article".
This really looks like the cheapest way of pandering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKDv_WTwprk

"Lexi's favorite Star Wars. Give her a break, she's two years older than Jake Lloyd, for god's sake"
/MASSIVE FACEPALM

"and she farts on camera (which we find totally hot, as long as we don't have to smell it. That shit kills the romance, baby)."
Wait, where did I just end up? (°<>°<>°<>°<>°)

Too many quotation marks!

Usually when I watch Clones, I end up skipping straight to the parts on Kamino. It's not that I don't like the rest of it, but I just usually can't wait to get to that stuff, because it's really the most appealing part of the movie (visually, at least).

Seriously, though, my head hurts when I tried to read your book!

lol

are all pornstars this, um, polite or are they just loose

WTF!?!

You can't be a self-professed Star Wars geek and like Attack of the Clones. You might as well go to Trekkie conventions while you're at it. You've lost much of my respect Lexi. There are plenty of other hot girls to watch, sorry. You were almost cool, then you admitted to liking Hayden Christensen. *gag* Oh wait, you like that. ; )

Lexi Belle

I just love that girl! She's thi best! ))))

Attack of the Clones?!

Come on.

No, YOU come on!

Tell me you didn't get chills when Mace Windu and a couple hundred Jedi show up at the Geonosian Arena. Plus, the girls was like 14 when ATOC came out... if you were that age, you'd love it too.

No, I didn't. That movie

No, I didn't. That movie sucked more cock than she does. I'm the same age as her and respect the original three. I was so pissed they put Hayden in the re-release of Jedi I wrote Lucas and a few others, cussed them out and returned it. Still waiting for Bluray versions, I have almost every other.

If she were that age...

.... {THOUGHT DELETED BY THE FBI}

i'm not sure what spock

i'm not sure what spock enjoyed more; her interest in star wars or her perfect rack.

i'm on the fence myself.

Her interest in Star Wars

nuff said.

Wars > Trek

This is further proof that Star Wars > Star Trek.

You ever seen a Trekkie naked?

No?

That's right... because you wouldn't want to.

Lexi darling...

I'm sure your gold bikini is just lovely, but why cover up your hot body?

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Un-frickin-believeable

her voice is almost as sexy as her tits! Yo Fuck Ball, you spelled Cronenberg wrong, but what the fuck would you expect I guess he's never been dressed up in tights in a comic book so ...
-stank

I knew it

After watching Existenz, I vowed to never spell Davud Cronerburg's correctly again as an act of silent protest (except when I'm talking about David Cronenberg's brilliant performance in NIGHTBREED).

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