KOALAS ARE HAVING A RAGING SEX ORGY!


A wildlife park in Austria was having trouble getting their Koalas to mate- until they called in the Koala equivalent to Tommy Gunn from Scotland; a 5 year old Koala stud named Chumbee.

Apparently, the horny Koala wasted no time in fucking the fuzzy brains out of all the females in the enclosure. As for the shy male already living there, well he took his cues from Chumbee “Diesel” Koala and apparently they turned the pen into the cutest button-nose fuck-fest orgy since the last furry convention. Vet Hanna Vielgrader said, "The only break is to eat or sleep, other than that there's no stopping them."

Chumbee’s reputation as the Rocco Siffredi of the animal kingdom is spreading, with several other zoos interested and a possible Vivid contract on the table. Maybe they should let him loose on some pandas now and show them how it’s done.


MONSTER MEAT 12


ROCCO'S BREAKING ASS IN ST. PETERSBURG

Comments

Good thing the koalas aren't in Scotland

They'd probably be arrested or something

Hey

Can you really blame the lady koalas? That Chumbee is one hot motherfucker.