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NEW THIS WEEK: ROLLER DOLLZ (ZERO TOLERANCE/ADAM & EVE)

Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:18pm — MEAT BALL

Okay, everybody knows that roller derby's fuckin' stupid right? Well, somebody forgot to tell Zero Tolerance, because they went and partnered up with Adam & Eve Pictures to make their very first feature, and what did they base the story on? That's right, fucking roller derby!

But you know what? Thank the Shrike that they did, because goddamn it if Roller Dollz isn't fucking awesome. BUCKTON and Morgan are gonna fill you in on the details as they review this masterpiece in what is by far the classiest location POPPORN has ever chosen for a shoot.

So check out our goddamn review, enjoy Morgan's public display's of zoobatonicity and then go buy Roller Dollz, because it's really that good.

And fuck you.


ROLLER DOLLZ

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Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:30pm — Spock BUCKTON

All those who haven't read

the Hyperion Cantos yet, should probably not read The Shrike's wikipedia page. MAJOR SPOILERS!

Fri, 10/10/2008 - 6:04pm — MEAT BALL

Good point

Probably better to just go to the Skrike's myspace page.

Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:01pm — Tao (not verified)

I've been meaning to start reading Dan Simmons

but I lost the power cord to my Kindle. Have you read R. Scott Bakker's The Prince of Nothing trilogy? His characters, especially the ostenible main character, Kellhus, are endlessly intriguing and powerful in their scope. I've spent days lost in his world: definitely worth reading.

Do you recommend I start with the Hyperion Cantos or Illium/Olympos first?

Sun, 10/12/2008 - 2:56pm — MEAT BALL

Wait.

You don't NEED to plug books in.

(but start with the cantos)

Mon, 10/13/2008 - 10:10am — Spock BUCKTON

Haven't read Price of Nothing yet

but it's on my list - I definitely reccomend Hyperion before Illium/Olympus... there's a few moments in the Illium/Olympus that you appreciate a bit more if you've read the Cantos first.

Sat, 10/11/2008 - 4:24pm — Morgan Mae (not verified)

wtf?

woah, how did me and buckton switch bodies! way weird dude!

Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:04pm — rollerderby girl (not verified)

rollerderby is not fucking stupid you asshole

rollerderby is not fucking stupid you asshole!!! have you ever been been to a game? sexy tough girls on skates kicking ass! girls of all shapes and sizes. are you gay!?!? its a sport, its fun to watch and sweeping the nation and growing in popularity. go fucking watch a game you fuckstick. i cant wait to see this flick. it may be tounge and cheek but i think i am gonna like it!