A lot of dudes can hardly even muster an interest in sex, let alone get a boner by age 74. Imagine the pride Sheigo Tokuda must feel, being (as far as we know), the only septuagenarian porn performer. Keep in mind that this dude is two years older than John McCain, who is widely accepted as America's premiere old codger.

Usually starring in "old-folk" porn (um, duh) with titles like "Grandpa Fucks his Nurse" and stuff like that, Sheigo often performs in up to 9 scenes per month, though not always in a sexual role. "I often don't do anything sexual myself at all, like for example if I'm playing an authority figure like a father forcing his child to have sex with some other guy." Sheigo said of his non-sex roles. Suddenly, our creepy great-uncle is starting to seem like a saint.

Sheigo found his way into the industry by hunting down a kissing-based porn (wha?), and actually going all the way to the studio to track it down. "I eventually became friends with a director there. One day he asked me to star in a film because the demand for "old-people porn" was increasing. I initially refused. But as I got to know the director more, I gradually began to understand his ideas and intentions. After two or three years, I said yes. That's how my career started."

So, you see. You never know how a porn career can start. Hey, maybe the next big pornfucker will get his start writing for a porn blog or something. We're lookin' at you, Stanko.

HEY MY GRANDMA IS A WHORE 17 (Awwww...)

AIN'T TOO OLD TO FUCK (Wanna bet?)