Hey, a new video! How's bout's it?
We know it's been a while since we had a "new this week" video, and we know it's been rough on you guys. We've heard your concerns, and we've certainly heard your complaints. So get off our backs, for Christ's sake, because we've got a new one to throw at you. And Morgan goes all zoobs-out for it, which is always cool.
This week, we'll be taking an in-depth look at Shane's World's Surfer Girls. We won't, however, be showing any clips from it. No, we're not being indicted on obscenity charges (yet). We just didn't have the DVD available to steal footage from, because somebody never brought it back to our office. You can all thank Morgan for that one.
Anyway, groove out on our review, then go ahead and buy Surfer Girls. You have our word that it's awesome, and our word is as good as gold.
Comments
Beards and Shit
Someone tell the guy with the beard that he looks much better with the beard than he did with his Eagles of Death Metal Moustache. I mean, the beard is a little too, uh, over-coiffed, I guess, in my opinion. A little too Dennis Boutsakaris (*batteries not included) and not enough Kurt Russel (The Thing). But still, an improvement. Hey, and tell the Beardo that I have a message for Sadie West the next time he sees her. The message is this: UHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHH. Thanks.
2 things
First of all, we're well acquainted with both Dennis Boutsakaris and the groundbreaking film mentioned above (though we're probably bigger fans of his work on "The Jackie Thomas Show" than *BNI, but that's just us).
Second, Spock called Sadie and gave her your message. She said to tell you "Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaauuuuuuuughhhh".
Not sure what it all means, though.
Well, thanks for thinking I'm incredibly good looking, but...
what the hell is an Eagles of Death Metal?
They're a band. Rock and
They're a band. Rock and Roll. You might like them. If you like enjoyment. If you don't like enjoyment then maybe not. If you ever get the chance to make squishy-squashy with Sadie West, put on some Eagles of Death Metal. or better yet, Queens of the Stone Age. Smoke a joint, slide into Sadie, and put on Rated R by QOTSA. You'll thank me later. Actually, if you ever get to pipe Sadie, you'll probably want to thank Sadie, not me. And yourself. And God. But seriously, the next time you talk to Sadie give her a message from me. This message is little more coherent than the last one. The message is this: I love you, Sadie West. I honestly love you.
I'll be sure to pass the message on but
here's the deal when it comes to me smoking weed. If I'm getting high there ain't no fuckin' way I'm gonna have sex... and if I'm gettin' high and listenin' to some tunes, only one fuckin' band is goin' in my CD player or (MP3er or whatever the hell the kids call it) and that's BAND HEUSEN'S GROOVERS BAND. I had a roommate who was into that Queen of a Stoned Guy band and that fucker still owes me $300 bucks for weed!
ahhh!
seriously me and aaralyn were planning on coming in this week to bring it back!
Hey, Morgan, I just watched
Hey, Morgan, I just watched your scene from Facial Abuse over at Spankwire, and good lord, you are a fucking great whore! How come you don't work more? If you're interested in going to Cabo and making 5,000 dollars for one weekend let me know and we can arrange something.
morgan, you are ridiculously
morgan, you are ridiculously adorable as always!
<3 Josie Jacobs
<3
Spock Buckton is hotter than Jesus.
Wow, that's really sweet but...
isn't everybody hotter than Jebus? I've seen pictures and he's kinda ugly.
Oh no. Jesus is SuperHOT
so it's really quite the compliment.
Not only is Jebus ugly, he
Not only is Jebus ugly, he was only like 4 feet tall. People were alot shorter back then, partly due to their diet of fish, mayonaise, and pellets.
Actually, sharks have
Actually, sharks have penises. What's even more interesting, one male shark have two dicks that are called claspers.
I wanna be a shark
I wanna be a shark
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