We'd like to introduce you to Brian Street Team. We actually don't know him at all but several weeks ago, perhaps even months, he started writing to us asking to contribute to the POPPORN.com world. Not really knowing how he might fit in we kept him on a short leash but let him roam free, if you know what I mean. We discovered recently however, that one thing we were missing on this site were detail oriented reviews of the female anatomy. Specifically, the vagina.

Well folks, Brian has dedicated his life to having sex with as many vaginas as possible. So without further adieu, I welcome you to a new segment that we're calling, THE VAGINA DIALOGUES. Let us know what you think after you read this critical masterpiece! Of ya go, Brian...

Some people do movie reviews, some people do music reviews, there are food reviews, wine reviews...hell, there is a reviewer for anything and everything out there. Well, I am pleased to bring you the worlds first (and certainly most scientific (ed. note - don't count on it)) VAGINA REVIEWS. I have thought long and hard on how I am going to do this and have come up with a break down of all the features that go into a vagina, appearance, touch, foliage, and of course dick taking ability.

In addition, it took me a while to decide whose vagina to review first so I called my boy James Deen. He has seen and, more importantly, fucked a shit-ton of vagina I believe something like two million) and when I asked him who he thought I should review, he replied without hesitation. So ladies and all you fucking perverts, I give you the review of Joanna Angel's vagina.

APPEARANCE: How does one grade the appearance of a vagina? What is a vagina supposed to look like? I'm not sure what the correct answers are to those important questions so I asked the Google. My results were mixed at best so I came up with my own opinion. A vagina should not look like Bucktons face and it probably shouldn't look like a slit down a freshly picked peach either (you fucking child molesters). It should have some character. So Joanna's vagina has character? Check. It does not look like BUCKTON's face double check. So on that note, Joanna's vagina gets a 4 out 5 on appearance. It's well kept with something from which to take a bite.

TOUCH: I have not personally touched her vagina, but James Deen has. his report? "It's nice, like real nice". So it's nice, enough said. 4.7 out 5. See, scientific!

FOLIAGE: This point gets no points because it really depends on what you're into. Bush, no bush, some bush, lighting bolt. I'm not one to judge your taste (I say that as I judge someones vagina, how ironic) but I'll just give you the straight facts. I did some research and several times noted Joanna's bush area is a well maintained landing strip to happiness.

DICK TAKING ABILITY: Now again, I have not had the personal pleasure of going inside this specific vagina but many have. She has been featured in over 50 adult films including XOXO Joanna were she takes it from a whole bunch of dudes. And I mean, a lot of dudes. Therefore she gets a 3.4 out of 5 for dick taking ability. Why so low you ask? I think she likes it in the butt too much sometimes (not a bad thing at all) so it takes away from the ability for her vagina to take dick. (ed. note - we have no idea what this means)

So in conclusion on Brian Street Teams fuckability scale of supremacy Joanna Angles vagina gets a 4.03 out of 5 pop shot burritos (I combined two of my favorite things doing pop shots and eating burritos)

XOXO JOANNA ANGEL

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