For this week's video, we're throwing two sides of the proverbial porno coin at you.

On one side, we've got the living porn legend, Wicked’s Randy Spears.. This dude's been boning in front of the camera for nearly a quarter century, and he's still outfucking most of the sorry excuses for studs in this industry. He's been named POPPORN.com's #1 dude in porn by our esteemed Spock Buckton, and with good cause. He's gonna lay down his hypothetical plans for a collaboration with Steven Spielberg, as well as his ideas on how to modify his cock for an infantry scenario (it'll make a little bit more sense when you watch it).

On the other side, we've got a few minutes of choice footage starring Adam & Eve Pictures contract star Bree Olson. This gorgeous young blond bombshell has been in the industry for less than two years, but as she says, she's done a lot of fucking in that short time, earning her an AVN Best New Starlet award for 2008. She's gonna fill you in on the nasty details of her very favorite scene, her first on-screen squirt experience and how she feels about hooking up with fans.

So that's that, fuckaz. Two viewpoints on smut, one at the begninning of an illustrious career and one at the...well...probably somewhere in the middle of his career. We hope. We don't want Randy to quit anytime soon.

Anyway, for more of these two superstars:

BREE'S COLLEGE DAZE (the one with all the squirting!)

THE CRAVING (featuring Randy as the fuckin' pied piper)

Music credits: “Running Fanfare: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”
“Brandenburg Concerto No.4: J.S. Bach - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”