That's right folks, a few weeks back we went to twitter to mine for zoobs for our first ever boob war. To say that we weren't disappointed would be an understatement. We received a flood of pictures and while we appreciate everyone who submitted, only a few were selected to be nominated for Boob War.

We were surprised to find that the women who seem to love their boobs most (and ultimately willing to send anonymous photos of them) are women with large, full breasts. And while we don't discourage this at all, we were sad that so many ladies with smaller bewbs didn't enter.

Ladies, I can't express this clearly enough: Any boob is a good boob.

Well, I guess that's not entirely true, but many of our writers admire the handful just as much as the bucket full...next time, please don't be so shy!

The votes were counted and we have ourselves a winner:

This magical pair beat out our runner up by only one vote. Can you believe it? One vote!

Our winner won $100 for posting her anonymous zoobs (not bad) and now can claim boob supremacy in this ridiculous contest. Our winner was also happy to send along an additional photo (above) which sort of looks like a Caravaggio painting, showing her in all of her mammary glory.

Our runner up, who won nothing (poor soul) was also pleased enough to send along another shot of love as well...you lucky bastards.

I LOVE SMALL TITS

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