Holy shit! They're sending Janine to jail!

It's true. Former Penthouse Pet, Vivid girl and teenage MEAT BALL's favorite pornographic actress, Janine has been sentenced to six months in the clink, or the joint, or whatever you want to call it... and for tax evasion, of all things! And before you say to yourself that tax evasion isn't a hardcore offense, remember that this is the same shit they locked Al Capone up for, and that dude was one bad motherfucker (according to DeNiro's portrayal of him, at least), so we can only assume that Janine's been just as bad as Capone. Isn't it sort of neat to picture Janine beating somebody to death with a baseball bat over a fancy group dinner?

The IRS is reporting that Janine spent upwards of $750,000 during the years 2000 to 2006, all the while ignoring the fuck out of her alleged debt with the IRS. So, on the tenth of March, Janine's got to report to jail or face execution. Or prosecution, we forget. Execution sounds more exciting, doesn't it?

Whatever. After all the jail time's said and done, she also has to live in a supervised community for a year and then pay the IRS nearly 300 grand. Raw fucking deal, Janine.

So, while this is no doubt big bad news, the real story is the shit that happened after her arrest. While the bigwigs at Vivid Entertainment are denying this, rumors have surfaced that soon after getting pinched, Janine took the opportunity to shoot the raunchiest and hardest scenes of her entire career. We're talking about something more intense that the Vince Neil movie she did, if you can believe it.

Like we said, Vivid's denying it. But a lot of other sources are swearing left and right that he rumors are true, and that this shit is gonna knock your socks out of your assholes.

We'll see. In the meantime, we're planning a big out-of-sight-esque prison break for Janine. Don't tell the cops!

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