Tommy Gunn, perhaps the greatest male performer in the entire pornographic industry, is about to send a major shockwave through the porn industry. No, we're not talking about Phallitrex. We're talking about Tommy's new line of 3-D interactive porno movies! Anybody's who's seen Tommy in action knows that he's far too big a star (with far too big a wang) to be contained by two lousy dimensions.

The features, perhaps inspired by the choose-your-own-adventure books we all loved as children, will not only let the porn lover choose a male or female point-of-view, but will also feature a third, "random POV" option. You know, for extra adventure. Honestly, we're not sure what he means by "random POV" (maybe both points of view at once, which would actually be sort of interesting), but shit, it's Tommy Gunn. That dude fucks good. So we'll check it out.

"This is the wave of the future," Tommy said about his new features. “The quality of the movie is really the next generation of viewing adult movies. It truly feels like the action is taking place right in front of you. Literally, the 3-D technology we use adds another dimension.”

The first film utilizing his new technology will be Tommy Gunn's Cummin' at You, which ought to satisfy all those folks who have been aching to have the award-winning performer blow his controversially-contracted nutsack all over them. It also features prominent squirter Sindee Jennings, who will no doubt gush her vagina toward the camera many times during the course of the film. That'll be pretty righteous, huh?

The premiere film in the series is not yet available, but in the meantime, you can check out a preview here.

We're gonna go ahead a say that Tommy Gunn's Cummin' at You will probably rank No. 2 in the list of best 3-D movies of all time, falling closely behind Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, but still waaaaay ahead of Jaws 3, which sucked.

Wave of the future, huh?

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