Man...Sasha Grey's a violent person.

Sure, we made a few threats during our recent review of Nurses. Sure, we told her were gonna hurt her. Sure, we may have stalked her at work and at home, and maybe even beaten up a friend of hers, just to send a message. But shit...that's no reason to get violent, is it Sasha? Can't you find it in your heart to let bygones by bygones and just make the wonderful fuck that you make so well week-in, week-out for the nether-regional-pleasure of your legions upon legions of fans?

She thinks she's above us now that she's pals with Soderbergh. Big effing deal, Sasha. Full Frontal was unwatchable, just like Ocean's 12 and 13. So you can attempt to murder us as much as you like, but it's gonna change any of that shit, baby, and you know it. So give it your best shot.

Meanwhile, we'll just be grooving out on your BUCKTON-esque interview from AVN. Fuck YOU.

(ed. note - we're not really sure what MEAT BALL was thinking while writing this article. As far as we know, Sasha Grey has never made any sort of threat against any members of the POPPORN staff. MEAT seems to be having more than a few delusions of grandeur lately. We think it's because he's been trying to stay sober. Of course, his version of "trying" is to drink twice as much and mix PCP into his coffee. We're really sorry about that, Sasha. No hard feelings?)

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