JADA FIRE WANTS TO POISON YOU

Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:49pm — MEAT BALL

Okay, two things you should know about today's video.

Jada Fire once had chicken pox in her hair.
Around 1:07, you can see a spread-open bunghole in the upper-right corner. So keep your eyes peeled.

So sit back and get your groovin' goggles on, because today's video is pretty fuckin' great. Sure, that's tooting our own horns, but why the fuck shouldn't we be tooted? We got Jada fuckin' Fire trading barbs with BUCKTON about her mega-sized areol...um...aroealas...um...nipples! How could it not be gold?

(if you're on of the few stupid fuckers out there who never grooved out on Jada's nipples, you don't know what the fuck your ass is missing. Just sayin'.)

While watching today's video, you may notice that BUCKTON re-uses a few questions from the Riley Steele and Sasha Grey interviews. While we hate to be repetitive with our video material, the fact is, Jada was just fuckin' funny, and it wouldn've been a crime to not include this golden footage. So suck on it.

And while you're suckin' on it, suck on these awesome pornographs:

SQUIRT FACIALS

JADA'S ON FIRE

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Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:28pm — BooRadley (not verified)

I think you mean left

upper-left hand corner. That's where the gaping asshole action is going on. It's cool. I know left and right are hard to learn.

p.s. Buckton, I wan't to fuck your beard.

Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:49pm — Spock BUCKTON

but my beard ain't got no

sex parts.

Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:49pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Then why is it always semen

Then why is it always semen encrusted?

Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:12pm — MEAT BALL

I totally DID mean right-hand!

There's a ghost-gape up there. You gotta be one of the chosen ones to see it, though. Like me and meth guy.

Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:48am — Morgan Mae (not verified)

LOL!

This was really funny.

I'm also very stoned haha

Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:29am — Owen Wilson (not verified)

I fuckin' love it how he

I fuckin' love it how he always takes it one step too far and then it becomes all awkward and even funnier

Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:03pm — MEAT BALL

Are you the real Owen Wilson?

If you are, I totally have some awesome ideas for The Royal Tenenbaums 2. Royal comes back as a ghost, and for most of the movie, no one can see him but Ari and Uzi. Then plan an elaborate bank heist, but are foiled by Pagoda and Henry Sherman who have become ghost hunting ninja accountants.

Meanwhile, Eli Cash has become a wild west gunslinger, and spends most of the movie chasing poachers.

Solid GOLD, right?

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:44am — Toby Winchester (not verified)

Hilarous

I loved the part where you were starting off sentences and letting her finish them. XD

On another note Jada's whole ghetto thing seems kinda forced but whatever.

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