Hey fuckaz!
You know how sometimes our shit is a little bit on the surreal side, and maybe sometimes it's more than a little bit confusing? Well, you mothershitters ain't seen nothing yet. Seriously, we even confused ourselves on this one, but in that kind of way where we feel superior to the rest of the world. You know what I mean? Of course you don't.
Ha! Look at our superiority and smugness! What brilliant motherfucks we are!
Anyway, BUCKTON grooved out with Kimberly Kane and Mandy Morbid a little while back and this was the result. It's perhaps the greatest piece of visual art since (and including) Citizen Kane. You'll see.
Keep a close eye on your brains, because we're diggin' in there like a diseased mind-worm of fire. Ha!
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Great now you guys set off
Great now you guys set off my epilepsy!
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"Do you still have a girlfriend?" hahaha
Next time
you can interview me and i'll give you all my secrets. My fee is $996.00 per hour
Danger
Sensory overload ! Too much sexiness in the room !
the best of the best of the best.
yes, this has edged out the interview with Stoya as my very favorite interview.
yep.
SPOCK!
Kim seems to have a thing for you Spock when you guys gonna go out?
it's all an act Mr. Giraffe
as soon as the cameras stopped she kicked me in the tooth and made me give her a non-sexual toe rub and then made me give her gambling money.
lies
all lies, everyone knows you have no money.
god damn
A strobelight, drunk Buckton and meth addled editing...This clip is a sexy remake of Jacobs Ladder.
(to clarify)
I was not on meth while editing this. I was on weed and Dark Avengers.
WOWZAAAS!
Hey Popporn, first time commenter, long time stalker.
My crush on Buckton has officially hit overload w/ the shirtless vid! I have no clue what it was about but MORE SHIRTLESS BUCKTON PLEASE!!! Yes, I'm a fan of a man w/ perfectly unkempt hair, rapier wit, and a belly I can rub... seriously, that shit was hot. I'm from back east (South Jersey) but work in the entertainment industry (don't we all out here?). Love your website for connecting the two coasts via porn, plus an on-camera man that us straight girls can think of while fulfilling our nerd fantasies. Yes, to be clear, I'm a chick. I like football, movies, and porn--I'm kind of a dirtbag. I think you should set up offices in LA... or send Buckton over here every few weeks so we can make out....just a suggestion.
*finger guns* ::PEW PEW!:: *wink*
back to work...
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