Remember the Exxxotica expo that we went to last summer? I bet you thought we had used up all of our footage from that show, huh? Sure, we posted some interviews with Isis Taylor, Joanna Angel, Penny Flame and a pre-Jersey-shore-feud Taryn Thomas, and it probably seemed like that was all we had, right? Well, we fooled the fuckin' shit out of you, didn't we?

It turns out that there's still lots of footage from the Exxxotica expo that we never even fuckin' used! Feast on that! I bet you didn't even know that we interviewed a clearly non-intoxicated Meggan Mallone while we were there! But we did! And there was no intoxication of any sort occurring the whole time. Believe that. Please.

I just wanted to take a moment to chuck a question out there. I want to know people's opinion on this, because I know my opinion and I know BUCKTON's opinion, but I can't speak for the plethora of better-informed pornography fans out there. So tell me: Is Vivid a relevant studio any more?

This past weekend, Spock and I headed up to Edison, NJ for Exxxotica NY. Now, I say this everytime, but until they stop branding it as such, Edison NJ is, in fact, in New Jersey. It is not in New York and thus, the whole Exxxotica NY thing should really be done away with. Yes, we understand that the reason it's not held closer to New York is because of legal interference, but shut up!! Call it what it is, fucking Exxxotica NJ.

As anyone who lives on the east coast that might be interested in pornography probably knows, Exxxotica, NY is upon us. Sure, for some odd reason they still call it Exxxotica, NY when it's actually held 45 minutes away in Edison, NJ but seeing as it's billed as the largest adult entertainment expo in the east, I guess we can let that slide as wishful thinking. No one wants to go to Exxxotica, NJ, believe me.

Hey fuckaz! It's review time again, and we ain't seen hide nor hair of yenna bear in a while, so it was time to round her up for another one of our "new-this-week" masterpieces that everybody loves so much. Today we'll be reviewing Megan Mallone's recent knob-jobbin' blow-o-rama entitled Suck it, in which a whole bunch of "its" get sucked (naturally). Having given Meggan a terrible review once before in the past, BUCKTON felt it necessary to groove some good vibes her way in today's review (which she totally deserved anyway, because dudes...she's fuckin' hot as fuckin' fuck in this one).

Damn it, how could anyone not love Manuel? Sure, we talk a lot about Spears, St. Croix, Stone, and Gunn (because they're all 100% awesome!), but when you wanna see a dude really put some romance and class into a babe's vagina, you gotta go with the...um..."French Stallion" (?), Manuel Fucking Ferrara. He's got chutzpah, panache, a handsome face, a god-like physique and even a top-heavy mound of pubic hair. Believe that shit, it takes some real balls to sport a man-muff like that in today's smut world.

Meggan Malone is very well aware that not every girl in porn, starts modeling on a few websites and finds herself quickly signed to Vivid, as she has done.

The 21-year-old Texas native is very thankful to Michael Bksow, the Vivid photographer who received her pictures from her agent John Stevens earlier this year. Signed in spring he's already shot "Strictly Conversation" and "Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel," which will also serve as the debut of Vivid's other new babe Hanna Hilton. Meggan's other upcoming titles include "Striptease," "21 Questions," and "One-inch Pinch."

Reporting on the lurid Christie Brinkley divorce case which we covered in last weeks WIDE WORLD OF PORN, the New York Daily News didn't trot out the usual array of talking heads to analyze husband Peter Cook's porn addiction - they went to the experts: Talking Head-givers!