POPPORN's Man Vs. Pussy is nearing completion. The movie's in the final throes of post-production. The cover art's all ready to go. And hey, look at this, we got ourselves a trailer! As you may know, the premise of this film is fairly simple. One man. Five girls. 12 hours. With a few simple rules attached.

Hey, Lee Roy Myers. We just watched that Pron movie you made. While it had some kick-ass performances in it, we gotta say...this movie had some big script problems. Lucky for you, since you and POPPORN are bound to one another until death, we figured we have the right (and perhaps the duty) to go ahead and fix your movie.

For those who aren't in the know, Pron: The XXX Parody is a porno spoof based on the Tron film franchise. The story revolves around a guy called Tony Rosano who has to deal with glowers, lady glowers, grizzles, light-up frisbees and poo. The film features music by Hype Jones, which is a pretty good reason to watch the movie right here.

Good afternoon, fuckaz. The ever-escalating beef between Anthony Rosano and Christian XXX is still...well, escalating. We're hoping to get the two stars together for a gentlemanly roundtable discussion in a few weeks when BUCKTON and Bangs head out to the West Coast to shoot a super-secret porno project. Then we'll be able to dig deep and get right to the bottom of this verbal fisticuffsmanship. In the meantime, we'll continue covering this beef the only way we know how, through twitter.

Major beefin', after the jump.

Alright, the beef's been rebutted. Earlier today, we published an article about the beefin' habits of one Christian XXX, known to many as that gigantic, muscular, shaven-headed dude seen in lots of porn movies. He's had a public feud with Anthony Rosano (among others) for some time and we thought it might be noteworthy. Of course, we were right, as usual, as was evident by the fact that Christian XXX responded to our beef inquiries.

Anyway, we're proud to present the next (and probably last) chapter in this story. You might even say we're attempting to pull the curtain on this beef. Get it? Curtains? Beef? Huh?

I'm not sure if I'm qualified to bestow such a title upon anybody in the adult industry (in fact, I'm pretty sure I'm not qualified), but if the guy's twitter feed is any indication, porno muscleman Christian XXX may just be the porno industry's resident king of beefin'.

Well, folks, the Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody is just about wrapped. We've got a few minor tweaks to whomp out tonight after we re-watch that episode of Twin Peaks where Leland kills Maddy (spoiler alert!), and then the thing gets shipped off tomorrow to sunny california where it will be assembled into a magnificently sellable morsel of commerce. If all goes according to plan (and everything in this business always goes according to plan), this thing should be hitting the shelves in a few scant weeks.

But we realize that's a long time to wait. So we thought we'd offer this video exclusive.

The scene above features a few celebrity voice artists who jumped aboard at the last minute to assist us in completing the movie. Listen hard, maybe you'll recognize them!