It's quiet today.

That typically means we spend a little time wandering the internet passively lusting after select, chosen women. Not a creepy kind of lust, more like a Sailor and Lula kind of deep, transcendental lust that lights cigarettes without matches and freezes knees.

I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

A few weeks back, we got to chatting with POPPORN.com's girlfriend, Kimberly Kane. She was hanging out at home, reading Rush Limbaugh's blog and baking cookies. We always wondered what our girlfriend did when she was relaxing at home since we live approximately 3000 miles away from her. You know, long distance relationships are cool and all, but sometimes they are difficult since you never can be totally sure what your significant other is doing in your absence.

Ahh, Ryan Keely. What world do you live in where you wake up one morning, decide to make a cup of coffee and discover a series of photos displaying your beautiful figure (nude mind you) and think to yourself, "Hm, I forgot all about these nudes. Perhaps I shall give them to someone to enjoy!"

That world, which we choose to call, "Awesomedome" is indeed...fucking awesome. Feast folks, feast!

You might have heard a little commotion over two adult parodies coming out that deal with the MTV television show, Jersey Shore. Here's the situation (oof, I can't believe I said "situation" when talking about Jersey Shore...or maybe I can.)...way back a couple of months ago (years in terms of porn) we here at POPPORN announced that we were gonna be writing and producing an adult spoof of that, now legendary, show with Zero Tolerance. Being that adult production companies are making porn parodies hand-over-fist these days, they have all gotten into the practice of announcing which shows they are, in a sense, "calling" to avoid any doubling up. It's a gracious practice and, for the most part, has kept the number of redundant parodies to a minimum.

Perhaps you heard that the reigning Queen of Porn, Belladonna has decided to retire from performing to focus on her directing. Yes, she said this before only to return a couple months later, but that was due to a close call with a skin rash. But this time, well, it looks like she means it.

As we mentioned yesterday, sure, we brought cameras to this years 2010 AEE event but when it comes to missing the moment, it's often what we do best. As you can imagine, every adult porno star was there, hanging with fans, drinking alcohol and, in some instances, having sex in odd places at a rather large hotel/casino. It's pretty much how these things work.

Hi folks!

You might not realize it, but porn star and sweet booty havin' lady Kelly Divine is from our lovely hometown of Philadelphia, PA. We met her recently and she is one of the sweetest ladies we've met in a long time...and now, we have proof. Our Ms. Divine sent us this photo over the weekend and we just had to share it with ya.

So enjoy!

P.S. - As it's a holiday week, things will be scarce around these parts as we edit our latest film and fatten up on bird.

Last weekend, we headed out to Los Angeles to shoot our next adult film, How To Be A Ladies Man. We shot in North Hollywood on a sound stage for three days. We had a sweet set built for us, we had sweet food served on set (that wasn't so sweet) we had 20 hour shoots, no police raids and genuinely, a pretty sweet time. While we were away, MEAT BALL posted some photos for your enjoyment.

The premise of the film is basically an infomercial. Yes, an infomercial that will help you get sex. In this installment, we set about to help men score sweet, sweet ladies. Believe us, most men need a shit ton of help...especially us.

Here's what we realized this past weekend. We've been missing some good ol' photo essays. You know, the ones where great photographers allow us to post pictures of their erotically charged art. We've had a few series in the past and from time to time they continue to appear within these pages. However, never with much consistency. That's why we were pretty stoked to receive an email from Ms. Ellen Stagg.

This past weekend, Spock and I headed up to Edison, NJ for Exxxotica NY. Now, I say this everytime, but until they stop branding it as such, Edison NJ is, in fact, in New Jersey. It is not in New York and thus, the whole Exxxotica NY thing should really be done away with. Yes, we understand that the reason it's not held closer to New York is because of legal interference, but shut up!! Call it what it is, fucking Exxxotica NJ.

After years of studying music, I feel a natural connection with musicians everywhere, and I developed many strong bonds within the music community in Northern California. Even though I’m no longer working as a musician, I still enjoy checking out live music whenever I get a chance, and it’s always a treat when I get to see my friends from the Bay Area performing right here in the city of angels. A couple weeks ago, some of my favorite South Bay musicians were rockin’ hella (a little token Bay Area slang for ya) hard at the Knitting Factory’s Bluebeat Lounge with their ska band the Whiskey Avengers.

It's a little quiet around here today and when it's quiet, we get to trolling some of our most favorite web spots. Photographer Dennis McGrath's blog tends to be a wet spot we downright dig. So as we got to wandering, and what did we discover? Our favorite black and white porno photog done upped himself a full color set. In addition, it features one of our favorite porn gals, Kimberly Kane.

You know what is one heck of a surprise? Finding a homeless woman shitting against a wall across from your house. You never expect something like that, but when you see it, well, you're sort of dumbstruck. Sure, you might stare for a second or two causing that bat shit crazy lady to holler, "MAN, THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE, CAN'T SHIT PRIVATE NO PLACE!" to which, you might respond, "WOAH THERE, POOPY!" causing somewhat of a de-panted ruckus but you'd never deny that it wasn't a surprise.

Promotion is a bitch.

Sure, it's a key element to any successful endeavor but man, sometimes it's a tough haul. Yesterday, we headed up to New York for an appearance on The Howard Stern Show. As you might have read, Zero Tolerance booked Gianna Michaels on the show to promote POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and we were of course, more than happy to escort Gianna to the show. Hell, we may not have listened to Stern since the late 90's but you can't argue that going on the show to promote our movie is promotion you can't beat! He's got at least a thousand listeners!