Hey fuckaz!

It's been a good run, but we've finally milked the footage from our porn star party weekend for all it was worth. But fuck us if it wasn't worth a hell of a lot.

Finishing up this maverick series of internet films is the always enthralling Kaylani Lei, who joined us for a review of her recent film, Carpool. Not the Carpool with Tom Arnold, sadly. That shit RULED.

Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!

In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!

So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?

Well, regarding that weekend...