Guys are creepy and they be creepin' on you all the time.

You think you can do this shit?!

So, you’ve been telling the dame/dude you’ve been trying to bang that you’re a film producer AND that you donate to charity? Prior to July of this year, you’d be fucked, or rather, not fucked… ever. So don’t fret, you lying bastard, SupportAPorn.Com is here!

SupportAPorn.com is a innovative new website while allows you have your name listed in the credits of a full length porno (for a measly 5 bucks a frame) without doing jack shit, right up my alley! But wait! There’s more, in addition to being hurled into the lavish and decadent life of a porn producer (pussy literally will line the walls of your home*) the money collected from the site actually goes to do some good!

Folks, it's no joke that content piracy and free porn on the internet is slowly starving the adult industry. That's why when we stumbled across this shirt, we felt it necessary to let you all know. Do you have what it takes to save smut?

We've placed our order!

You might be wondering what a multiple award nominated writing team might be doing now that they've once again lost all the awards for which they had been nominated. Well, wonder no longer!

We understand that we're relatively new to the adult industry as far as shooting porn goes. It's only been 2 years and hell, it's not even our career. If anything, it's a hobby that we only moderately invest our time into. However, it doesn't change the fact that it stings every time we don't win an award.

As we mentioned, we're heading out to Las Vegas for the AEE/AVN Convention. Thus, we're not gonna be around the shop for the next couple of days. We'll see you next week when we start groovin' you out on new video footage, photos and more. Until then, stay upright.

For twitter updates about the show and our whereabouts, be sure to follow Spock BUCKTON and POPPORNBLOG. We'll be posting photos and tweets throughout the whole shebang.

For regular daily updates of a more absurd nature, be sure to follow MEAT BALL.

While we tend to be pretty indifferent about the holiday, there seems to be a ton of folks that get misty eyed and nostalgic with the passing of each year. So for what it's worth, we're perfectly happy to say, Happy New Years to you and yours from POPPORN.com.

Shit. From what I can tell, Nina Hartley is in need. She needs her fans to pull it together and give a little bit. And really, everybody probably should give what they can. Not only because it's the holiday season, the season when even bad-ass motherfuckers like Skeletor find kindness in their hearts. Not because helping people when they're in need is just a good thing to do. But really, simply, because it's Nina fucking Hartley, and if you're a porno fan in any way at all, you probably owe her some gratitude.

And maybe come money. Like, I dunno, five bucks? Come on, even I have five bucks.

Yesterday, Cameron Reid (also known as Patient Zeta in the recent HIV outbreak that temporarily shut down porn valley) spoke with the LA Times in regards to his infection and experience with the AIM Healthcare Clinic. You can read that interview here.

Yep, it's that time of year again. The time of year where we say to ourselves, "Man, running a blog is some bullshit. We should take some time off." And thus, we take some time off. But before we do so, we say to ourselves, "Let's do something random prior to our departure." And so, we end up with today's update.

Well, if you follow anyone on twitter who is even remotely involved in the adult industry, you probably know that last night, the nominations for the 2011 AVN Awards were announced. Historically, the nominations have been announced the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, but it seems as tho AVN is getting a little cavalier in their procedures. Nevertheless, once the noms were announced, the twitterverse went gaga and the, "Thank you's" and the "I'm so flattered's" went sailing.

Listen. Please go to this site right now.

As you're most likely aware, Burning Angel's Jessie Lee was badly injured in a car accident last weekend while traveling to Exxxotica to meet and greet with her fans. What you may not yet know is that Jessie, like many Americans was uninsured and will (obviously) be out of work for the foreseeable future. Just a routine visit to the doctor can cost an arm and leg these days so you can imagine what Jessie's hospital bill is going to end up costing. She spent a few days in the ICU and was moved to own room on November 12th, but as far as I know she's still hospitalized and can really use all the help she can get.

What the shit? Is awards season already? It seems like it was just yesterday that we were sitting on the quiet beaches of the New Jersey coast, sucking down one Zima after another and thinking that summertime would never end and them WHAM! It's suddenly October and those douchebags at POPPORN are already getting in your face about this year's most prestigious awards and how you should be preparing yourself for them, But don't worry! We're not about to start pissing and moaning about the AVN awards! Not yet, anyway.

Rather, we're more than excited to alert you about a strikingly new set of awards being unveiled by our good friends at TLA RAW, called THE TLA RAW AWESOME ASSETS AWARDS!

Please MAKE A FUCKIN' VIDEO. Please.

That's what the anonymous comment left last night said. Sure, we get it...the future is whipping at us a million miles a minute so who wants to read anymore? Why do you think we only read comic books these days. Words are for losers (much like public transportation), but sometimes, honestly...well, we don't have any video to give you.

It seems like, at least in my neck of the woods, one in every three or four twenty-or-thirty-something males I know is either a film student, an unemployed film school graduate, a film school dropout or an avid cinemaphile (with strong opinions on the way movies ought to be). I can't say for sure if you, the reader, fit any of those criteria. but even if you don't, as long as you've got a creatively cruel bone in your body (and who among us doesn't?), we may have an opportunity for you.

Allow me to explain, please.