Judging by the barrage of comments we got on the entries to our zoobtastic Twitter Tits Contest (192 comments as of 2:12 today), I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the majority of you motherscratchers out there are jugg-lovin' tit afficionados who could never possibly get enough tit in their lives. If I'm mistaken, i sincerely apologize. But if I'm right...well, these shits we reviewed today oughtts be right up your zoobally-zugged alleys.

We asked our gal Nicole to review a toy for us since she never has and well, what we got was not only one of the most complete reviews we've ever had, but one that made us want to test out the toy on ourselves. That's saying a lot. So, with that, maybe you'll wanna touch your soft parts after you read what Nicole is serving about the MY MIRACLE MASSAGER...

What's going on, fuckaz? It's time to get freaky! Or, as BUCKTON and Nicole found out, it's actually not time to get freaky, thanks to Digital Playground's new semi-snoozer, Katsuni: Sexual Freak 10.

Damn it, how could anyone not love Manuel? Sure, we talk a lot about Spears, St. Croix, Stone, and Gunn (because they're all 100% awesome!), but when you wanna see a dude really put some romance and class into a babe's vagina, you gotta go with the...um..."French Stallion" (?), Manuel Fucking Ferrara. He's got chutzpah, panache, a handsome face, a god-like physique and even a top-heavy mound of pubic hair. Believe that shit, it takes some real balls to sport a man-muff like that in today's smut world.