It's been over a week since your last serving of shitty advice, and you've gotta be hurting (unless you've been getting shitty advice from some secret confidant on the side, in which case you ought to be ashamed of yourself). Besides, no matter how awful the advice you get from some asshole on the street, it couldn't be anywhere near as shitty as the advice you'll get from the Lord of Ass.

Get it? Lord of Ass? Shitty??

Ahhh, these babies are wasted on you fuckers.