Our good friend Igor over at DrivenByBoredom.com snapped this shot of POPPORN loser, Brian Bangs (me!) and incredibly short male talent, James Deen at the 2012 AVN Awards. We had just completed a grueling two-hour stint of covering the AVN Awards Red Carpet on behalf of this friendly (although sometimes left-leaning) adult entertainment blog and had finally gotten into our possession, alcoholic beverages.

It seemed like POPPORN was finally over. We all breathed a collective sigh of relief. We could go back to our honest trades and forget about the degenerate raconteurs invading every nook and crevice of our collective existence since we first happened upon the porn industry. We could learn to live with what we had done to the world while running this award-winning and critically praised porn-themed website. We could move on.

Then James Deen arrived and shot everything to hell.

Go figure.

While the world waited with baited breath for the outcome of yesterday's Iowa Caucuses (GO SANTORU, GO!), we here at POPPORN rallied around our computer and rotary dial telephone in anticipation of a single email being delivered to our, now shared, inbox.

We've been toying with the idea of having adult performer, sometimes freelance car crasher and insurance fraud-er, often-times free lovin' groper/creeper and all around nice guy/pain in most people's asses James Deen host our coverage of the 2012 AVN Awards to be held, January 21st, 2012 at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NV.

I got this video passed on to me from our fine friends at the Zero Tolerance pornography company, who, as you may or may not know (but most likely do know unless this is your first time laying eyes upon our "award-winning" adult-themed blog) have done quite a bit for us in terms of helping us ease our feet into the business of making movies about people having sex. Mike Quasar requested that I promote the following video on our site in some way, though the request also included a caveat, that I abstain from my usual "juvenile mockery".

Dig these shits, friends!

POPPORN's good friend and compadre James Deen has his own blog now! For those of you who aren't familiar with Mr. Deen, he's that skinny dude that appeared in just about every porn movie made in the last few years. He also won last year's male performer of the year award at the hot-shit AVN shindig, if memory serves. I think he also starred in Giant with Liz Taylor and Rock Hudson, back in the day. I'm pretty sure he also owns a fairly top-notch line of breakfast sausages and scrapple and shit, too.

Dude's a busy man, you know? But not too busy to run a pretty freaking awesome blog.

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Yep, as promised, we've got the worldwide premiere of the Official Hangover Parody teaser trailer now running at full steam. We can't remember exactly when we promised it, but that's not really important.

I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

You might have heard a little commotion over two adult parodies coming out that deal with the MTV television show, Jersey Shore. Here's the situation (oof, I can't believe I said "situation" when talking about Jersey Shore...or maybe I can.)...way back a couple of months ago (years in terms of porn) we here at POPPORN announced that we were gonna be writing and producing an adult spoof of that, now legendary, show with Zero Tolerance. Being that adult production companies are making porn parodies hand-over-fist these days, they have all gotten into the practice of announcing which shows they are, in a sense, "calling" to avoid any doubling up. It's a gracious practice and, for the most part, has kept the number of redundant parodies to a minimum.

Hey fuckaz!

Given that it's Halloween weekend, I thought it might be a good idea to clue all of you groovemeisters in on the awesome shenanigans goin' down over at Burning Angel. In perfect harmony with this most ghastly of holidays, Joanna and her crew have unleashed a 35-minute fright-fuck movie called Dong of the Dead, and I gotta say, this thing looks pretty fuckin' righteous. Of course, that might just be because the thing stars James "two-scene" Deen, who not only currently holds the title of AVN's male performer of the year (for another few months, anyway), but also holds they key to POPPORN's hearts.

What a dreamboat.

The Gauntlet: Movie I did in 07 for Vouyer Media:

# of girls fucked: 1
# of boys fucked: 8
# of boys sucked: 24
# of loads swallowed: 24
# of creampies: 4

I was cruising around the west coasts largest porno convention EroticaLA with my boy James Deen. We were partaking in some beverages and seeing how many girls we could get to make out with me. We were quite successful in both missions; beverages were consumed and making out happened with several nice young ladies (and one kind of really old one but I don't care about age it was still rad).

Whoa, remember that innuendo-infused Burger King ad that we posted the story on a little while back? It had a pasty woman with bright red lipstick getting ready to give a double-burger a suckjob and whatnot? Well, the admakers of Europe have done it again, fuckaz! This time, the product in question is everybody's favorite lymon-flavored beverage, Sprite!