I got this video passed on to me from our fine friends at the Zero Tolerance pornography company, who, as you may or may not know (but most likely do know unless this is your first time laying eyes upon our "award-winning" adult-themed blog) have done quite a bit for us in terms of helping us ease our feet into the business of making movies about people having sex. Mike Quasar requested that I promote the following video on our site in some way, though the request also included a caveat, that I abstain from my usual "juvenile mockery".

Really? I mean, seriously?

Look, everyone has opinions about contract stars...some folks love em, some folks hate em. Truth is, we have no opinion whatsoever. We have other things to worry about like why Third Degree Films PresidentM and CEO Joey Wilson was at President Obama's health care speech last night and why on earth he felt like calling him a liar. That shit be banana's.

For some reason, whenever I hear the words "free agent", I think of the movie The Last Boy Scout, when some dude yells at Damon Wayans' pro-footballing protaganist Jimmy Dix, "Free agents ruin the god-damn game!"

Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.