We know, it's been a little quiet around these parts the past couple of weeks. As we mentioned before the turkey slaughtering holiday, December was going to be a little busy for us so updates might be a little spotty. Why would our updates be spotty? Well, you might have heard that we were nominated for nine, count them, nine AVN award nominations. That fact has sort of sent us into a tizzy of self-evaluation and, of course, vodka fueled binges. In addition to that, we've been hard at work on the follow up to our AVN nominated mega-global-hyper hit POPPORN - The Guide To Making Fuck and damnit, we wanna get it right. After all, we're AVN nominated fuck-makers now, right?

Hey dudes! We just realized that we still have many more awesome photographs from the set of our new porno to show you!

As you're most likely aware by now, the POPPORN crew is hard at work on their newest groundbreaking film. This film, set as an infomercial hosted by BUCKTON, is designed to help each and every man on Earth, no matter how uncouth, ugly, smelly or poor he may be, get all the pussy he would ever desire. It's sure to change the way people look at not only pornography, but eroticism in general.

But, shit. It's not done yet. We just finished filming it, for god's sake. So while we don't have any trailers or scholarly essays about the film's cultural impact as of yet, we do have a few more photos from the set, and everybody likes lookin' at pictures, right?

Photos galore after the jump.

Last weekend, we headed out to Los Angeles to shoot our next adult film, How To Be A Ladies Man. We shot in North Hollywood on a sound stage for three days. We had a sweet set built for us, we had sweet food served on set (that wasn't so sweet) we had 20 hour shoots, no police raids and genuinely, a pretty sweet time. While we were away, MEAT BALL posted some photos for your enjoyment.

The premise of the film is basically an infomercial. Yes, an infomercial that will help you get sex. In this installment, we set about to help men score sweet, sweet ladies. Believe us, most men need a shit ton of help...especially us.

Whoa, dudes!

I know everybody's getting all set to groove out and drink themselves into oblivion for the weekend (and I'm right there with you), but before we all head out into the bliss that is Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we've got a special surprise for you: pics from the set of our new porno movie!

As you most likely know, we're in the midst of production on our next blockbuster smut film, How to Be a Ladies Man! It's gonna be sexy as fuck, funny as shit, and most likely somewhat crude and uncouth (as is our way). BUCKTON and Bangs grooved themselves out to Los Angeles a few days ago to get the cameras rolling, and if these photos are any indication, things appear to moving along quite well indeed.

Hi folks! We wanted to take a moment to let you know that BUCKTON and Bangs are on their way to the lovely city of Los Angeles today. We'll be departing Philadelphia International Airport around 6PM today on US Airways flight 39 (in case you feel like stalking). We're heading out to begin shooting our next adult feature, HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN. It's a tentative title of course, you never know how these things will change when it's all said and done, but it's a decent enough title for now.

Well, sometimes good things come to those who wait!

We've been trying for the past few weeks to drum up investors for a mainstream infomercial that BUCKTON has decided he wants to make. From the very beginning we explained to him that the chances of that happening were damn near impossible but, we agreed to at least try. Well, we made several pitches to no avail. We even had one or two promising meetings with a company in New York that invests in these types of programs and even received some private donations from readers who simply wanted to help.

However, at the end of the day, it just wasn't happening. That is, until now.

Just as Ferris Bueller once said, life goes pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. And so, we've pretty much built our short lived career on being flexible. Boy does that flexing come in handy...

Woah, where was I? Oh yeah, vacation. I'm sorry, I seem to be a little bit disorganized since I returned from a glorious week of fun in the sun and sand. Yep, I was off blowing some of the dough we've been raking in from operating this here site as well as the fucking HUGE royalty checks we've been receiving thanks to the killer sales of both POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and TMSLEAZE.

However, after going on vacation we (or should I say, me? ah, whatever...) have come to the realization that we will need to produce more revenue if we are to sustain this lap of luxury lifestyle. Thus, another film!

Look, we know, we know...we've been whoring our POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK like nobody's business, but can you blame us? I mean, have you seen it? It's fucking great!

Our friends over at AdultDVDTalk.com posted their review of the movie and their reviewer Jake Blade? He loved it! We don't even know him so it's not like we bribed him or he owes us or anything! Nope, Mr. Blade just seems to dig the movie and for that we'd like to say thanks! Oh, and wave to our friends at AdultDVDTalk.com, hi Steph!

You can read the review over at AdultDVDTalk.com or read it right here.

Promotion is a bitch.

Sure, it's a key element to any successful endeavor but man, sometimes it's a tough haul. Yesterday, we headed up to New York for an appearance on The Howard Stern Show. As you might have read, Zero Tolerance booked Gianna Michaels on the show to promote POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and we were of course, more than happy to escort Gianna to the show. Hell, we may not have listened to Stern since the late 90's but you can't argue that going on the show to promote our movie is promotion you can't beat! He's got at least a thousand listeners!

Well, it's time folks! You've heard us talking about it for weeks now and it is finally time! The premiere screening event of our movie, POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK.

Oh, you forgot about it? Well hell, the details are right over yonder! Our day will be starting a bit hectic as we'll be bringing Gianna Michaels to The Howard Stern show tomorrow morning. All of you Sirius Radio listeners out there will be able to hear Gianna live on air with Mr. Stern during his show promoting our movie. If you're lucky, maybe BUCKTON will even be on as well, to give you the what now.

What up, fuckaz? Apparently, our arrogance awesomeness knows no bounds, and you get to reap the motherfuckin' benefits of it! As we mentioned on Tuesday, that new porno movie that we made was just too god damned righteous to be contained within the boundaries of one paltry video review. We tried and tried, but it just wouldn't fit. BUCKTON and Aaralyn were just having too much fun. So, today, it's time to feast on act II of the POPPORN review!

As you're well aware, we make it our mission to seek out the latest and greatest porno that the adult film industry has to offer so that we may view it, review it and give you the straight dope on whether or not it's any good. Sometimes we come across a goldmine of sexual genius. Sometimes it's a sucktastic whopper of shittiness. And sometimes....perhaps only once in a lifetime...we come across a life-changing pornographic experience like the movie that's we're reviewing today.

In the interest of full disclosure, let us say that we are in no way affiliated with the directors, stars, producers or crew of this movie. We just found this DVD on Bangs' desk and it ended up being awesome.

Well we're pretty much floored over here today in the POPPORN.com offices. Why you ask? Well, AVN.com posted their official review of our upcoming fuck flick, POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and they gave it a super awesome review and a rating of "AAAA 1/2" out of a possible five "A's" which is pretty much as if they gave us this!

Ahh, our second film. Yes, you saw some of the other trailers for our upcoming August release, TMSleaze but we feel that this trailer truly captures the real essence of this film. Why this clip? Welp, it stars Randy Spears. It stars Randy Spears spoofing Mel Gibson. It stars Randy Spears spoofing Mel Gibson being pulled over for drunk driving. It stars Randy Spears spoofing Mel Gibson being pulled over for drunk driving spewing anti-semitic tirades like nobody's get out!

Wait, what? Yep. You heard.