Remember that fucking line. It's gonna go down in history as one of the best lines ever uttered. It'll be up there with "Life is like a box of chocolates" and "End of Line" and shit like that.

Remember when BUCKTON murdered Ashlynn? We sure hope so, but on the off chance you missed that nugget of slightly-pixelated cinematic diamonds, it's right here. And you probably want to watch it before you groove out on today's epic sequel. Otherwise, this thing might make no sense at all, instead of just a little bit of sense.

Did we mention that today's video is an epic? Because it totally is.

Hey, sportsfans! Buckton's back with more recommendations for your sorry ass, and he's got Yenna with him, so shut up and groove on it! This week's pick is Elegant Angel's recent fuck-bonanza, entitled Sporty Girls, which you can enjoy even if you're a lazy, sport-hating glutton, like many of us.

Ever wonder what the ladies of POPPORN do when they're not doing shirtless porno reviews with Monsieur BUCKTON? We wondered, too. Especially after BUCKTON overheard some plans for a booze-fueled, pill-poppin' all-girl party.

It turns out that these girls spend their leisure time doing exactly what you'd imagine they'd be doing: drinking, smoking weed, lounging in lingerie, watching porno, making out, and occasionally discussing the early works of Werner Herzog (though that particular discussion was far too hardcore for our site. Gapes aplenty...).