We're back with another installment of what we like to consider our companion piece to Us magazines, "Stars, They're Just Like Us!" You know, where they snap photos of big time celebrities doing things that well, most any human being living in a first world country might find themselves doing.

What's going on, fuckaz? It's time to get freaky! Or, as BUCKTON and Nicole found out, it's actually not time to get freaky, thanks to Digital Playground's new semi-snoozer, Katsuni: Sexual Freak 10.

Look, we meant to post this yesterday to coincide with Stoya day, but we ran out of time. Thus, Stoya day continues and you get a real treat...

As you may recall, on May 16th, the POPPORN crew headed over to the ever-accommodating Club Risque' to interview Digital Playground contract star, Katsuni. What resulted was an amazing, in-depth and truly unique interview that included Katsuni bitching out Spock BUCKTON's ill mother and an attempt to teach Spock the rules of the pole. Both with hilarious results.

Lord, we had one hell of a time waking BUCKTON up for his interview with Katsuni. His mother's come down with ten or twelve really bad illnesses that we can't pronounce in recent weeks, leaving BUCKTON responsible for not only securing all the medicine she needs to stay alive, but also for stealing and "testing" them.

If you've ever casually glanced at POPPORN.com even once, you're probably familiar with Stoya. She tells us a bit about anal fisting and why Manuel Ferrara's an awesome guy to make porno with.