I know everybody got sick of us when we complained about not winning any AVN awards or XBIZ awards or Tranny Awards or TLA RAW Awards (and we still haven't even mentioned the Feminist Porn Awards), but it's looking like our constant pissing and moaning about lack of accolades is starting to pay off, because hey, POPPORN WON SOMETHING!

Hey, shits! POPPORN are artists! Did you know that?

No, I'm not referring to our award-nominated (and subsequently award-robbed) porno movies. Though, in our opinion, our movies have all turned out bitch-ass awesome and are a must have on any true porn lover's dirty smut shelf (Go buy them! We need money!), I don't quite consider them high art. Art, sure. But more likely low art or maybe medium art. I think that's the highest you can go with porno. Unless you're getting into that hifalutin' Andrew Blake style of porno, but seriously, who wants to watch that?

We're assuming that, by now, you've realized that POPPORN.com has been hard at work on our very first porn flick. Yep, that's right, for the last couple of weeks we've been whittling away at hours of footage to create what most likely will be the most original and mind-altering adult film produced in the last seventy years, excluding that whole Blackzilla stuff, that shit has us beat.

Anyway, this fuck film is set for a release this May or June via our pals over at Zero Tolerance and while we don't have a specific title yet, we're sure pleased to offer you this first glimpse at this masterpiece.

It's just a teaser trailer so don't think you're gonna get to see any things poking in and out of holes and whatnot, but we think you can pick up what we're puttin' down...

As always, stay tuned to POPPORN.com for more details about this films release and more trailers as they roll out!