Okay, Vivid finished shooting their big-time moneymaker for the year, the Star Wars XXX Parody. I don't know what the official name is, probably "That's Not Star Wars XXX: The XXX Parody NOT" or something like that. Anyway, a handful of pictures got slammed onto the web recently, and while I still feel like I should hate this movie with all of my being, I gotta admit, the idea of watching Princess Leia getting banged out is pretty enticing.

I'd like to say that I could deny myself that particular fantasy, but I can't. I'm going to enjoy watching that scene. As an American male in his early 30's, Leia was most likely one of the first fictitious character to ever inspire a boner in me, and since you have to pay most ladies extra to dress up like her, this is the first time I'll get any type of satisfaction regarding that particular fantasy scenario. Which should be enjoyable, at least for a little while.

Hey, somebody's making a porn movie based on a popular mainstream media franchise! Weird!

Ah, fuck the hate, Axel Braun's working on a big-time Spider-Man XXX porno movie (as many of you are aware) and we happened upon a few set pics from the production. Nothing graphic as of yet, which is sort of disappointing, but hey, it's something, right? Considering that Marvel just doesn't seem to be able to produce a readable monthly Spider-Man book, the Broadway musical is decaying more and more by the minute (which is most certainly a good thing) and the new film version's seemingly got bullshit written all over it, this may be the best representation of the friendly neighborhood wall-crawler available to us at the moment.

Part of me can’t believe that it hasn’t been done yet. Part of me remembers that it already sort-of has been done, five years ago or so. Part of me wants to believe that it will be good. But mostly, I just wanna say fuckin’ FUCK YOU to Axel Braun’s new Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. Why, when I love Star Wars so much and love watching people fuck so much? Eat shit, that’s why.

Remember way the fuck back when we mentioned Axel Braun's Batman spoof? It was like, a year or two ago, I think. I'm not so good with remembering when certain stuff happened (either due to being dropped on my head during infancy or just from being a dumb-ass in general), but it seems like it was fuckin' forever ago. In fact, just last week, I was remarking to BUCKTON and Kellboy while we walked to our favorite latte shop that I wondered what was up with that shit, 'cause I got mad excited when they announced it, and then I never heard nothin' else about it. What gives? See, as I've often said, I'm sick to fuckin' death of all this spoof business in the porno industry. The joke's over. I fucking get it, okay? Time to move on. But this Batman XXX that Axel Braun was apparently planning? This was something I was actually fucking excited about.

But it seemed like it was never gonna fucking happen, you know?

By now, a lot of you chumps have heard me pissing and moaning about how the spoofin' situation in porno is getting out of hand. It's not that I'm against a good joke or anything, it's just that month after month, spoof after spoof, I feel like the industry as a whole might be going one spoof over the line in many respects. It's gotten out of hand and the joke is losing its steam. But maybe...just maybe...Axel Braun Is gonna change all that.

How? I'll tell you how. Axel Braun's upcoming BATMAN XXX, that's how!