Hey, it ain't everyday that we get to interview AVN's Best New Starlet for our site! I mean, it probably happens once a year or so, because once we interview them once, we probably won't get them on camera again, at least for a little while. You know, we need some variety, and there's only one new best new starlet each year. But whatever, that ain't the point, you dickheads. The point is, we grooved out with Gracie Glam! And it was awesome!

God, we hate serious news.

At POPPORN, we do our best to steer clear of anything remotely serious because frankly, we're emotionally stunted and don't deal well with crisis. However, when we heard that one of our most favorite people in the world, Jessie Lee was injured in a car accident while on her way to Exxxotica Edison, even we felt something.

Remember the Exxxotica expo that we went to last summer? I bet you thought we had used up all of our footage from that show, huh? Sure, we posted some interviews with Isis Taylor, Joanna Angel, Penny Flame and a pre-Jersey-shore-feud Taryn Thomas, and it probably seemed like that was all we had, right? Well, we fooled the fuckin' shit out of you, didn't we?

It turns out that there's still lots of footage from the Exxxotica expo that we never even fuckin' used! Feast on that! I bet you didn't even know that we interviewed a clearly non-intoxicated Meggan Mallone while we were there! But we did! And there was no intoxication of any sort occurring the whole time. Believe that. Please.

This past weekend, Spock and I headed up to Edison, NJ for Exxxotica NY. Now, I say this everytime, but until they stop branding it as such, Edison NJ is, in fact, in New Jersey. It is not in New York and thus, the whole Exxxotica NY thing should really be done away with. Yes, we understand that the reason it's not held closer to New York is because of legal interference, but shut up!! Call it what it is, fucking Exxxotica NJ.

I know, I know. It's been a while. I've been busy with my day job, I swear! Well I'm back now with lots of pictures, so hopefully this will make it up to you all..

Well, a little over a month ago Exxxotica, a yearly porno convention, was held in Miami, Florida and I had the opportunity to go visit and help out my good friend Joanna Angel at her booth.