Are you a woman who struggles with road rage and an insatiable libido? Do you often find yourself screaming obscenities through your windshield at the other cars on the freeway while secretly wishing you were in bed, sipping a glass of wine and shoving a man's face into your pulsating vagina?

Okay, to be honest, this story's pretty sad, and I'm a little bit hard pressed to find the humor in it. That said, it's also bizarre as fuck, so why don't we go ahead and file this one under F for "fuckin' bizarre", and then go along ad re-tell the thing.

“She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”