If there's one thing we can't stand, it's bullshit.

That's because we are legendary bullshitters (remind us to tell you about the time we posted an article about Lee Stone being dead) and we consider bullshittin' an art form not to be fucked with by lesser men (or women). But when bullshit isn't funny thus unartistic and is instead, just bullshit? Well that's some bullshit.

Case in point, the recent release of Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants.

Hey, look at this! I found a thing in the news about a bunch of ig'nant (that's slang for ignorant) hometown douchebags who found themselves selling porno without knowing it, which frankly, takes a whole new kind of dumbass. A kind of idiocy I haven't seen before. I mean, it's one thing to stumble into the pornographic retail business by accident. You know, maybe you could find a "temporary" job working in the receiving department of a online retailer's website and through a series of dumb luck promotions be promoted to actual pornography salesman (as well as part-time porn blogger and sometimes porn-maker). I could see how that could happen. It's accidental. But we all knew it was happening.

Oh man, did you dudes hear about this shit goin' down between X-Play's Jeff Mullen and L.A. Direct's Derek Hay? Fuckin' a, man. Dudes be in' beefin'. For real.

Are you listening to the Adam Carolla Podcast? If not — especially given your present reading of a porn site — you should just give yourself a nice, swift kick to the head right now. Go on, I’ll wait.

OK, now make sure immediately after this that you head directly to iTunes and start listening. Because it’s funny. And he talks about porn...a lot. And in extremely graphic detail.