Man, musical theatre doesn't know when to fucking quit, you know what I mean? It was bad enough that they musicalled-up Grey Gardens. I mean, I never watched the movie (too boring), but it was from the same dudes who made that boss Rolling Stones documentary, so I bet it fuckin' rules, and turning it into some shitty musical is a big steaming load of bull-shit, you know? It's just plain wrong, and now, to make matters worse, the world of musical theatre is setting it's sights on something near and dear to all of us: Spider-Man!

Take a minute to envision your idea of the stereotypical porn star.

Are you picturing a well-educated, confident, independent business woman who has discovered a career doing something she loves? Or do you see a dim-witted, down-on her luck, promiscuous girl who lacks the qualifications to procure employment as anything other than a professional sex worker? While you will find examples of each and pretty much everything in between in the adult film industry, the majority of people seem to be under the impression that every girl who works in porn fits the latter description.

It finally happened. We finally got Dana DeArmond on our site. We thought it would never happen, due to an argument we had a little while back (which we won't link to, because we're ready to movie on). But damn it, here she is and we love the fuck out of her.

Porn legends Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn will finally go muff-diving together. The pair have just been enlisted to shoot a girl/girl scene for lesbian movie producer Triangle Films.

Put your listening ears on, motherfuckers, because it's time for another installment of "Shitty Advice From Tom Byron", the advice column that makes Dear Abby look like a pile of puke and makes Savage Love look like the yellow cum that shoots out of our wangs (remind us to ask Tom about that in a future episode).

Meat Ball must have been very good in a previous life, because somehow he was granted the good fortune to spend a few minutes speaking with one of his very favorite pornographers of all time, the beautiful, intelligent and legendary porn pioneer, Nina Hartley.