Porn legends Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn will finally go muff-diving together. The pair have just been enlisted to shoot a girl/girl scene for lesbian movie producer Triangle Films.

Put your listening ears on, motherfuckers, because it's time for another installment of "Shitty Advice From Tom Byron", the advice column that makes Dear Abby look like a pile of puke and makes Savage Love look like the yellow cum that shoots out of our wangs (remind us to ask Tom about that in a future episode).

Meat Ball must have been very good in a previous life, because somehow he was granted the good fortune to spend a few minutes speaking with one of his very favorite pornographers of all time, the beautiful, intelligent and legendary porn pioneer, Nina Hartley.