"I'm very excited to re-sign with DP! They're the best in the business and like my family!"

That's what Jesse Jane had to say regarding her decision to stick around and renew the exclusive contract she had with industry heavyweights, Digital Playground. Which is certainly a good movie for her. No one can dispute the myriad of successes she's enjoyed over the past few years as a member (heck, maybe even the primary member, the team captain if you will) of Digital Playground's cabal. So, it's not really too big of a surprise that she's sticking around with DP.

The thing that is a surprise, at least to me, is that she apparently had her left eye removed in one of the most bizarre surgical enhancements we've ever seen in the adult industry. This move really came out of left field.

Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.

Here's what happens when newspapers automate their Web sites to run press releases.

Sunherald.com, South Mississippi's online newspaper gives readers a story that Hustler TV has signed a worldwide exclusive deal with Digital Playground.

If you've ever casually glanced at POPPORN.com even once, you're probably familiar with Stoya. She tells us a bit about anal fisting and why Manuel Ferrara's an awesome guy to make porno with.