We're not really in the business of promoting things. Sure, we get tons of press releases from companies about this and that and we assume they send them to us because they are looking for us to promote whatever it is they are talking about in the press release they sent us but honestly, who has the time...or interest. God I love run-on sentences. Instead, we sort of choose to write about things that amuse us. Those things might be news related, comic related, lie related...one never can tell, but every once in awhile, we find ourselves actually writing about something that could fall in the category of promoting something other than ourselves. Who'd a thunk it?

Okay, the title of this video implies that everybody taking part in this thing was hammered. Personally, I wasn't there, so I can't really stand behind that accusation. I mean, I'm pretty sure BUCKTON was hammered for the whole awards show. i can't really say for sure whether or not Alektra and Kaylani are. You'll have to judge for yourself. Unless the two of them show up here at POPPORN and leave a bunch of comments and whatnot, which we all hope they will.

Anyway, as you see, this is the first batch of footage we cobbled together from the hot shit AVN Awards in January. Sure, it's not exactly timely, but who the fuck gives a fuck? Come on. Lots more to come. You wait and see.

I’m starting to realize I photograph better after sex. After my cock cravings have been fulfilled, be it moments later or even a few hours later, I seem to glow or some corny shit like that. When it comes to work, I always like the shots taken at the end of scenes the most. Something about the just been fucked look, when my hair and make up is a little rocked, is just hot to me.

There are very few times when it's OK to sing Will Smith anything. (Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince tracks are different, obviously!) Landing at Miami airport for the first time in my life was one of them.

Back track though…

Here's the deal: Jenna Haze had a birthday the weekend before last, and it kind of got overlooked in the whirlwind of global economic deterioration, the Oscars, the travails of the Octomom and other weighty world issues.

Tom Byron's back and he's got nothin' good to tell you. It's not like we can blame the guy too much. Would you be able to give decent advice if you had Jenna Haze sitting on your lap and constantly reminding you that she wants your cum in her stomach?

Good god, that woman's fucking gorgeous.