Man, musical theatre doesn't know when to fucking quit, you know what I mean? It was bad enough that they musicalled-up Grey Gardens. I mean, I never watched the movie (too boring), but it was from the same dudes who made that boss Rolling Stones documentary, so I bet it fuckin' rules, and turning it into some shitty musical is a big steaming load of bull-shit, you know? It's just plain wrong, and now, to make matters worse, the world of musical theatre is setting it's sights on something near and dear to all of us: Spider-Man!