Well, 2010's just about over. It's time to seal the year up in an airtight bubble and mail it home to momma. Time to put this fucker to bed, push down it's eyelids and dream up some unlikely resolutions for 2011. More than anything, this is your last chance to boast about the past year's glories. So we're gonna take a moment to recognize the year-end honors recently awarded by the internet's premiere outlet for pornographic theory and criticism, XCritic.com.

Hello. As you’re probably aware, every now and then, for a whole shit-ton of reasons, artists are censored. Sometimes it’s because their material is deemed too vulgar for a target audience, like back when Robert Mapplethorpe tried to introduce America at large to fisting. Sometimes, work is deemed too socially offensive, like Axl Rose’s “One in a Million” lyrics, or that big-tongue cover of Poison’s “Open Up and Say Aaah” (originally titled “Swallow This”, incidentally). Sometimes, like in the case we bring forth today, it’s simply because certain distributors might opt out of selling a product if certain lines of dialogue were left in.

As you may have guessed, I’m talking about what is most likely POPPORN’s greatest triumph, our first movie, POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck.

If you've read POPPORN at all in the past, you're probably aware of what some people would call our more nerd-ish tendencies. We wouldn't use that word. We'd say that they're our more awesomely outrageous tendencies, or maybe even our most infections of grooves, but that's beside the point. The tendencies I'm referring to are our natural leanings towards comic books, star wars movies and shit like that. You know, stuff that many people consider to be for nerds (even though they'd totally see how wrong they were if they'd go pick up the last four or five issues of Matt Fraction's X-Men run).

It's quiet today.

That typically means we spend a little time wandering the internet passively lusting after select, chosen women. Not a creepy kind of lust, more like a Sailor and Lula kind of deep, transcendental lust that lights cigarettes without matches and freezes knees.

I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

A few weeks back, we got to chatting with POPPORN.com's girlfriend, Kimberly Kane. She was hanging out at home, reading Rush Limbaugh's blog and baking cookies. We always wondered what our girlfriend did when she was relaxing at home since we live approximately 3000 miles away from her. You know, long distance relationships are cool and all, but sometimes they are difficult since you never can be totally sure what your significant other is doing in your absence.

You're not a dipshit, are you? I didn't think so.

So you're probably gonna want to make sure that you're in the Los Angeles area this coming Saturday when what sounds like the bitchinest party since sliced bread goes down Yes, the slicing of bread used to be cause for celebration. It's a sad fact, as we become more and more dependent on our twitters, iphones and blackberries that we've forgotten about this wonderful tradition, but fuck that - the important thing is that all of your Los Angelsians are getting the chance to party with not just one, not just two, but a whole fucking slew of the greatest porn stars on the planet, and what's more, it's for a good fucking cause!

Check out the flier here or this bodaciousness!

Remember earlier this week when we told you all about Ellen Stagg and her wonderfully erotic photography? Welp, as promised, there's a second part to her outtakes collection that she sent our way. Needless to say, these photographs capture some of our very fav performers in incredibly sultry, sexual and salacious poses and we couldn't be happier to bring them to you.

It's a little quiet around here today and when it's quiet, we get to trolling some of our most favorite web spots. Photographer Dennis McGrath's blog tends to be a wet spot we downright dig. So as we got to wandering, and what did we discover? Our favorite black and white porno photog done upped himself a full color set. In addition, it features one of our favorite porn gals, Kimberly Kane.

We haven't visited Mr. Dennis McGrath's blogspot in sometime. So today, in what is a relatively quiet sort of day here in POPPORN land, we decided to creep on over and see what we've been missing. We were pleased to find this lovely photo set starring the devilish Kimberly Kane. The shots were taken a while back during production of her mega-blockbuster summer jam, Morphine.

As POPPORN's resident lez (ed. note - slow down cocheeze, Double D is as lez as you can get!), it is with great pride and pleasure that I bring you behind the scenes photos (shot by Syd Blakovich) from the set of NoFauxxx.com's new feature, Nostalgia.

If you enjoy having your mind (and your dildo-dick) blown, READ ON!

I remember when I was a young BST my goal in life was to finger fuck as many girls as I possibly could. Now that I'm a bit older and wiser thing haven't changed much, I am still trying to finger fuck as many girls as I can. One thing that has changed though, it is the amount of foliage around the fuck holes of a lot of girls. I just remember sliding my grimy fingers down a girls pants and feeling the first few strands of pubis and thinking to myself "I'm totally about to touch some vagina...RAD!!!". So I guess that is what gets me excited about feeling a puss now a days with a little more than bare skin. Fuck it, if she has a full on bush it's like winning the vagina fucking lottery! You just don't see it to often these days so it's a total treat.

Hey fuckaz!

You know how sometimes our shit is a little bit on the surreal side, and maybe sometimes it's more than a little bit confusing? Well, you mothershitters ain't seen nothing yet. Seriously, we even confused ourselves on this one, but in that kind of way where we feel superior to the rest of the world. You know what I mean? Of course you don't.

...Or How Pete Warren Almost Crushed the Director and Star of 'Slumdog Millionaire' Like Gumby People

by Peter "Wetscrog Rex" Warren

First off, hi there, POPPORN.com frequenters. Nice to make your acquaintance. All right, enough with the formalities, let's get on with this.

Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.