Always there to help with a bit of advice or to have her asshole swallow a baseball bat, porn dirty girl Belladonna was back in Australia for this week's Sydney Sexpo.

What timing! The Pope is in town for World Youth Day.

Said Belladonna to news.com.au: "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do. But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue.

Meggan Malone is very well aware that not every girl in porn, starts modeling on a few websites and finds herself quickly signed to Vivid, as she has done.

The 21-year-old Texas native is very thankful to Michael Bksow, the Vivid photographer who received her pictures from her agent John Stevens earlier this year. Signed in spring he's already shot "Strictly Conversation" and "Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel," which will also serve as the debut of Vivid's other new babe Hanna Hilton. Meggan's other upcoming titles include "Striptease," "21 Questions," and "One-inch Pinch."

So dig this.

Today, we pack our bags and head off to Los Angeles, California. More specifically, Porn Valley. For one week, POPPORN will be wandering the San Fernando Valley like syphilis infected nomads. Actually, that's only partly true.

We have a hotel.

Fox Reality Channel's (I know, I know) super hit, "My Bare Lady" will return Nov. 8 for a second season (I know, I know!).

While last season showed four adult film stars trying to make it as actors on the London stage, "My Bare Lady 2: Open For Business" (Seriously?) will feature Brooke Haven, Casey Parker, Sunny Leone and Veronica Rayne attempting to become legitimate business women with the help of corporate coach Mike Mataraza.

Reporting on the lurid Christie Brinkley divorce case which we covered in last weeks WIDE WORLD OF PORN, the New York Daily News didn't trot out the usual array of talking heads to analyze husband Peter Cook's porn addiction - they went to the experts: Talking Head-givers!

"Gee, the balls sure look different in rugby."

That was what New Zealand TV viewers must have been saying when a game was interrupted by almost four minutes of porn that accidentally migrated over from a pay-per-view channel. Parents were of course outraged by the mistake which allowed innocent eyes to view a portion of "Desperate Black Wives 2." Fans of porn thought it was wrong to show the sequel first.

Danny Bonaduce, whose baby dick was photographed at last years Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo in San Francisco (ed. note - For the love of god, don't click that link!), will return to host the event this year, its 29th, on Oct 24 and 25.

Here's what happens when newspapers automate their Web sites to run press releases.

Sunherald.com, South Mississippi's online newspaper gives readers a story that Hustler TV has signed a worldwide exclusive deal with Digital Playground.

Channel 6 in Central Florida reported that a 14-year-old boy broke into Palm Bay home and ordered $129 worth of porn movies on the family's television, police said. According to Palm Bay police, the family found the boy watching TV when they returned home from shopping. $129? How long were they out?

One of the few lasting adult comic books out there, "Demi the Demoness," has finally made it to the movies.

Comicbookbin.com reports that this is the first time an adult comic book has been adapted into a live-action Adults Only film.

Cartoonist and publisher Steve Crompton has teamed with adult industry vet Steve Steele for the film which stars Ellie Idol as Demi, Sinn Sage as Vampirooni and Audrey Elson as Lyssa the Witch.