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By now it's pretty likely that most of you know about Marge Simpson's upcoming Playboy feature. TV's awesomest mom will be gracing the cover of the once-scandalous, now-somewhat-geriatric periodical. The idea is to resonate with a much younger group of James Caan wannabes than the current audience, as the demographic the magazine currently caters to (pre-World War II veterans) has been losing much of their eyesight (as well as reading and breathing abilities) of late. It's no secret that Playboy's been hurting financially (and has just downright sucked for any reader above the age of 12 or under the age of 60), so this is a clear attempt to groove out to some younger readers.

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