Even taking into account the ever-eroding short-term memory most of us have, I'm guessing we all remember Mary Carey's political ambitions from a little while back. And it looks as though Stormy Daniels may be stumbling in and out of a political career (and a jail) of her own these days. I'm fairly sure that Larry Flynt also pulled some sort campaign-style publicity stunt a little while back. It seems that every where you turn, there's some pornographer getting their foot wedged into the door of politics. Sometimes, when they don't even want it in there. Take euro-porno superstar Dolly Buster, for example.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse with these fucking parodies! I mean I literally just wrote about the Coctomom horse shit and now Mary Carey is taking it to a whole new level.

I’ve never been a fan of Mary Carey. I don’t dislike her or anything but at the end of the day there are some chicks I like to see take a cock and some I don’t. She falls into the latter category.

Two time California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, who was last seen on VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is going for a more attainable political goal.

She’s running for California State Assembly as Mary “Carey” Cook.