Okay...its no surprise that as we go further and further down the road of pornographically-enhanced television spoofs, the quality's starting to suffer. It seems as though each of these porno studios is in such a hurry to spoof each property before the competition can get ahold of it that they, possibly, may decide to forgo some key elements of a story. Take Hustler's Everybody Loves Lucy, for example. The thing's not even in color!

First rule of modern moviemaking, Hustler. If it ain't an art film, color that fuckin' shit up. And, make no mistake, Everybody Loves Lucy ain't no mothershittin' art film (though no one can deny that there is a certain aesthetic glory in the erotic contortions of Audrey Hollander's nether regions).