We're not entirely huge fans of stereotypes and generalizations around here. Especially when it involves sexual preferences. We've got a pretty tolerant, fair fucks (or "far fucks", if you will) type of attitude towards nearly any sexual practice you can think of. So when we bring you news like this, in which we repeatedly point out how gay those dudes from the Jersey Shore show appear to be, please don't think we mean it in any sort of derogatory way.

So, last night a homosexual friend of mine brought to my attention an article on Esquire's website about the lovely Ms. Taryn Thomas and the war between her version of Jersey Shore and ours. Check it out here - it's a good fuckin' read and you can browse their website for all kinds of awesome new kinds of push-ups that you'll never do, as well as learn about super expensive shaving creams that apparently blow you while you're shaving!!

While it was a helluva article, there were a few comments in there that we at POPPORN just had to take umbrage with so we took the initiative to re-write the damn thing to tell the whole truth.

We shot a little thing called The Official Jersey Shore Parody about a week ago and wouldn't ya know, we've got a trailer already! That's right, a little morsel of this ridiculous film for you to devour, digest and regurgitate in unholy glory. Sure, some folks will say that Jersey Shore didn't need a parody. That it was, in itself, pornographic. To that we say, FUCK YOU!

MTV’s JERSEY SHORE PARODY TO HIT SHELVES SOON

Canoga Park, California - Zero Tolerance Entertainment announced today its plans to shoot and release a porn parody of the MTV hit reality show, Jersey Shore.