Tinto Brass

THE THIRD DIMENSION CANNOT BE STOPPED, SO SAYS TINTO BRASS!


Funny thing about that Avatar movie that came out recently. While I thought it had a fairly cringe-worthy script and, for the most part, rather cringe-tastic acting (not to mention an unlikeable and boastful braggart as the hero), the thing was a god damn fucking joy to watch. The visual splendor of the thing was so god-fuckin-damn impressive that I threw all of my film-school-induced bitchiness out the window and enjoyed the fuck out of the movie. This was no doubt because of the whole 3-D & IMAX aspect of my moviewatchin' experience. The shit was just god-damn-mothershittin' impressive as uncle's day in a whorehouse, you know? Because 3-D is the wave of the future.

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