I gotta tell ya, now it seems like there's a beef every other day. That's not a bad thing, especially when we've assigned ourselves as professional beef Watchers or it's a beef about towels and po or who's gonna beat up who. But when the beef seems to be genuinely beefy, we're not sure exactly how to proceed.

Case in point, the alleged beef between new Digital Playground contract star Bibi Jones and...well, everyone.

So, uh, the following beef got whomped onto twitter yesterday. We were looking for a rumored Jesse Jane/Bibi Jones beef, but couldn't find any relevant tweets. Luckily, this whole other beef started up just as we were getting frustrated. Apparently, Kristina Rose thought jessica drake blew her off at an airport and jessica was all "nuh-uh, but you pooed right on my stuff", so they ended up beefin' it out. Since we love the fuckin' fuck out of the two ladies involved, we certainly won't take any sides here.

Read the beef in full after the jump.

Good afternoon, fuckaz. The ever-escalating beef between Anthony Rosano and Christian XXX is still...well, escalating. We're hoping to get the two stars together for a gentlemanly roundtable discussion in a few weeks when BUCKTON and Bangs head out to the West Coast to shoot a super-secret porno project. Then we'll be able to dig deep and get right to the bottom of this verbal fisticuffsmanship. In the meantime, we'll continue covering this beef the only way we know how, through twitter.

Major beefin', after the jump.

Oh man, did you dudes hear about this shit goin' down between X-Play's Jeff Mullen and L.A. Direct's Derek Hay? Fuckin' a, man. Dudes be in' beefin'. For real.