Magnificently Breasted 7, The

By: Dirty Bob - AVN
In-House Review - Aug 10 2015

OK, cue the castanets, get the mariachi players in tune, break a bottle or two, tip the honky tonk piano player, and enjoy this cleverly titled western comedy put together by Stuart Canterbury. Back in the days when men were men, sheep were nervous, and girls were all busty with nary a speck of trail dust to distract from their beauty, Canterbury blends slapstick, sex, humor and western scenarios. Corny? You betcha-but entertaining. Even the non-sex roles, like James Bartholet masterfully playing a card cheat, are fun to watch.

Familiar locations are used for sex: on the trail, in a jail, in a saloon, etc. The action is broken down to a trio of girl/girl scenes and a couple of boy/girl couplings. In between is plenty of other fun, like Ryan Ryans (credited here as Ryan Maze) swaggering into the bar and winding up losing the shirt off her back in order to show off her, as the title proclaims, magnificent breasts. A shootout is averted by pussy hound barkeep Rahyndee James (no relation to Jesse), and a short 'n curly slurpfest happens on the counter.

So, fans of big boobs, westerns and comedy, as well as anyone else who enjoys being entertained along with their sex, should find this ideal. Yee-hah!